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[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 227 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is there somewhere to buy these? I'd love to send them to about 75 relatives.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You have a big family if you have 75 relatives lol! Happy new year!

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 18 points 10 months ago

Extended family. I only ever associated with parents and my brother. The rest of them consider us to insane people because we didn't vote for trump.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 153 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Who starts with the center of a puzzle, that's just psycho

[–] IndefiniteBen@leminal.space 90 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Cultists obsessed with their leader's face?

[–] jbend@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it plays out for them.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 points 10 months ago

Understandable

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My covid project was a 5000 pieces puzzle of the capilla sixtina. The first two pieces was God's finger touching its creation... but that was pure luck. Anyway, I couldn't get the borders till the very end.

Side note for the entusiast, a 5000 pieces puzzle means that a ~16 m2 room will be unusable for 6 to 18 months. It's a pretty fulfilling journey

[–] pedalmore@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is there some special type of 5000 piece enthusiast puzzle I haven't heard of? A regular 5000 piece puzzle should take up one large table with a little spillover depending on style and like 50 hours of total work, so easily a month tops. I can't imagine anyone taking 18 months.

[–] el_abuelo@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Look at fancy pants over here with like 1.5hrs to spare every day.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Last christmas I was gifted a 5k piece pizzle of Joan of ark leading a charge of soldiers with her boobs out. Its still in the box, for now

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

You mean Delacroix's liberty leading the people? I envy you, that's a hell of a masterpiece for a puzzle. I glued my capella sistina to an MDF plate and hanged it on the wall and it really stills all the views.

My advice, wait till the right moment comes...it can get terribly frustrating at times and it's a pretty long work. Make sure to have a big plain surface to work, keep rumba under strict control and start with the boob pop'n out, so you know what are you fighting for.

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[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 97 points 10 months ago

Don’t be a snowflake grandpa.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 60 points 10 months ago

It's better that way.

[–] Lightsong@lemmy.world 60 points 10 months ago (1 children)

LOL that's a good one. Too bad I don't have any relatives who I could send that to. Might have a buddy or two tho.

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[–] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

DANK BRANDON

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 64 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Why should we care (indifferent).

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I need to use this form of communication in my work emails (didnt even read the chain)

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lojban has attitudinals with which you can explicitly state what the tone of your sentence is: https://lojban.org/publications/cll/cll_v1.1_xhtml-chapter-chunks/chapter-attitudinals.html

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

Sounds like the boring voiced aliens from Mass Effect.

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[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Dodged a bullet there.

[–] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Cultists galore.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

congrats on getting out of putting up with chud's bullshit christmas.

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

See ya in hell, Gramps!

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