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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[โ€“] pezhore@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Like rectangular candy and dispensers. Do almost anything for them many years ago. Now stuck with name.

Savecomengs likes trains. Comeng trains getting scrapped. SaveComengs sad.

Mashed keyboard for character name while playing oblivion, liked result

[โ€“] mashbooq@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is Aramaic word that references dying words of Jesus

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[โ€“] siewyuk@monyet.cc 4 points 1 year ago

Eat siewyuk. Love siewyuk. Cook siewyuk. Want eat more siewyuk. Siewyuk love. Siewyuk life. Siewyuk means roast pork belly here.

Shieldtoad likes turtles. Turtle = schildpad = schild + pad = shield + toad = Shieldtoad

[โ€“] nitpicking@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Name of web site is nitpicking.com.

Lazy, but do.

Looked at still pictures in books as kid. Favourite superhero Ironman. RDJ play Ironman. Like. Now name, but make dumb change.

old, mlg horn funny.

[โ€“] baconeater@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Baconeater eat bacon. Bacon tasty!

[โ€“] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Zoids toy, Zoidberg lobster.

[โ€“] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

When kid, play Doom much. Be critical inside, think low of own skills. Also love metal - love 666, love 13. Multiply 666 and 13, get 8658. Combine all - get noobdoomguy8658. Now happy, feel witty.

Visited lemmy, liked lemmy, saw many beans, like beans.

[โ€“] skunk@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

skunk like skunks

[โ€“] jaamesbaxterr@lemmy.ninja 4 points 1 year ago

Good horse. Good horse reads poorly. Games Bookstore becomes jaamesbaxterr

Cadenza plats music. Cadenza also reads Thomas Mathiesen.

[โ€“] zloubida@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Randomly typed letters made Zloubida think of some famous (and ridiculous) French song, thus Zloubida thought fun to choose this word as user name.

[โ€“] mishamouse@artemis.camp 4 points 1 year ago

MishaMouse nickname is Misha, and Mouse is like mouse from Mickey Mouse.

[โ€“] Veraxus@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Made D&D character during 80s. Took Latin word Veritas and made sound like name. Kept using.

[โ€“] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NutButter, because ButtNutter sounds gay.

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[โ€“] cram42@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Misheard at Nando's. Best number.

Sassy adventurer speaking to BBEG

[โ€“] CrypticFawn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wanted to be slightly edgy but also cute.

Been going by username on other sites/games for many years.

[โ€“] jecxjo@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

Speaks Esperanto, parents gave name, girl speaks Esperanto used diminutive

[โ€“] 18107@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Friend was idiot. Try to tell friend. Only have calculator. Forgot talking was option. Didn't work.

[โ€“] megane_kun@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Very old username from time long past. Like anime character wearing eyeglasses.

[โ€“] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Evolved too funny. Come talk with Grug in cave.

https://kbin.social/m/Talesfromcavesupport

Big beautiful ship that trounced English Fleet during Raid on Medway.

[โ€“] stick2urgunz88@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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brandnewsidewalk likes song with same name

[โ€“] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Matrix funny

[โ€“] chatokun@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Chato part chatokun name. Kun mean chatokun weeb.

[โ€“] Kokolores@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Funny German word.

[โ€“] soupspoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Soup good. Soupspoon, phrase and object, friend shaped.

version control

[โ€“] Antimutt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

IRC nicks were max'd at 8 characters and listed alphabetically. Given that dogs are no-go!, to choose name that made full use was simple.

Edit: See some fails in this thread.

[โ€“] 30p87@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Smashed keyboard because no good free minecraft names

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