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[–] veloxization@yiffit.net 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Calvin and Hobbes meme: Steven Crowder does not deserve a meme format. Change my mind.

No worries here. Just showing that alternative formats exist to anyone who doesn't want to post Steven Crowder.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

99% of people neither know nor care who he is - change my mind

[–] LeanSock@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Tbh I saw his name for the first time today

[–] pyrflie@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

I could get behind a Calvin version of the meme. The possibility of Hobbes coming in from the top rope lends the meme a solid reply form.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

no days off. two days off.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

2 days off? I'm pretty sure that's dependent upon your job. I only have 1, but that still is 1 more than Halloween!

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My company gives the entire Dec 24 - Jan 1st off. It's like a free week of vacation, and it's awesome.

[–] Kepabar@startrek.website 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I did that for my employees this year.

Pissed off I've client who wanted us to work on their project this week because it's when they are least busy.

When I demanded 20k to pay out my guys to make them miss their week off they backed down.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

yeah. Im just one of the lucky ones. I used to have one that gave 2 for new years as well.

[–] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Two days off that may or may not be more stressful than the rest of the year.

[–] Pohl@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Halloween is more fun in your 20s without a doubt. Going out to bars and parties dressed in costumes is a blast. As a little kid, I liked both but I think Christmas was a bigger deal. As an adult with kids of my own, Halloween is all hassle no fun but Christmas is still fun

I like a feasting holiday, I love making all kinds of food and serving my family. Thanksgiving and Christmas are for me.

[–] Purgatoryemployee@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Sköl!! Let us feast to the holiday of the pagans

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Christmas is way better, fight me

[–] Zekas@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

It's not goth by default, ergo it's worse. But we can fix it.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I don’t think fighting will change my mind.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can we stop using the Chowderhead version of this meme? The shitbag doesn't deserve it.

Definitely appreciate this meme otherwise

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sorry. I didn’t think about that.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

No worries.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Historically ... Christmas about 150 to 200 years ago was more like Halloween than modern day Christmas

Which is the main reason why Charles Dickens 'A Christmas Carol' features ghosts and spirits. It was a time to tell dark stories and legends to scare people because the Winter Solstice was known in pagan times as the 'darkest time of the year' ... the winter solstice is the longest ~~day~~ night of the year and the belief was that on that day was when the forces of darkness had reached their peak and that the light was now returning.

Early Christians co opted the same period to correspond with the birth of Christ partly because of this same or similar messaging.

If you look up modern historians analysis of what time of year Christ might have been born, it turns out it was probably in the spring time rather than during the winter solstice.

EDIT: I meant longest night not longest day

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the winter solstice is the shortest daytime not the longest

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

I got it mixed up ... Thanks for the correction

[–] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Hear me out, okay?

Girls in sexy witch costumes, or any sexy Halloween costumes are fine. That's great and everything, sure. But 99.2 percent of them are at the Halloween party with their boyfriends. And those guys aren't even having a good time. They're just standing around as accessories, dressed as Gomez Addams, or whoever else. So, like, whatever.

But when you see a girl in a fully scandalous sexy elf costume, or a sultry Mrs. Claus outfit? Or the somewhat rare (yet more pervy) sexy reindeer costume?

SHE FUCKS.

THAT GIRL FUCKS.

Believe it.

EDIT: if you can't figure out how the reindeer tail is attached to the costume, YOU'VE GOT A LIVE ONE ON YOUR HANDS.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

You’re the dude everyone wants to talk to at the party. You seem fun.

[–] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 8 months ago

Thanks, Lemmy-bro.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Solid argument.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Honestly, Halloween is becoming as bad as Christmas. Just like the Christmas season is far too long, I've noticed Halloween is creeping longer and longer. It has a long way to go before it's at Christmas levels, but during the Halloween season, it is starting to feel just as pervasive. Halloween themed decorations, movies, parties, etc... Halloween to Millenials feels a lot like Christmas was to Boomers. Always chasing that dream of bigger, better, perfect.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Idk man, I don't like spooky. But I like being at home with my family eating the meat and wursts prepared by my grandma.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Enjoy your time.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Setup using this fucking idiot for your meme template, chuds.

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Halloween is a clear winner and doesn't stop banging

[–] O_i@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Most of us get Christmas off