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They brought a present (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 9 months ago by Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Only a cat would hunt and kill a several thousand pound fire-breathing dragon, drop it on the front step, and expect a treat.

[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 27 points 9 months ago

To be fair, deserves a treat. Dragons are more a pest than even rats.

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah, you don’t understand.

Your cat kills a dragon and drops it at your doorstep.

The treat isn’t a request.

It’s a demand. And the dragon is a warning.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Spoken like a true cat servant

Edit: As a former cat servant I have to agree

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

The cat is in on it with the dragon, it’s a Trojan feint scenario to sneak the big guy in past the high walls and archers.

[–] Jonny@kbin.social 17 points 9 months ago

If the internet has taught me anything, it is that the cat thinks the knight is shit at killing dragons.

[–] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 14 points 9 months ago

Clearly the "cat" is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: in this setting, dragons are rodent. I’d be down for that tbh.

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

we call those kobolds

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Canonically, kobolds are actually naturally occurring minerals

[–] Crul@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago

Thank you so much for finding the source