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[โ€“] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Bah. My wife got two masters degrees, but I'm the one who does the drugs. So there.

(She's the one with a decent income. ๐Ÿ˜ข)

[โ€“] sustain@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't thst basically the plot of How to Sell Drugs Online Fast?

[โ€“] Norgur@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ooooh, I didn't like that one at all.

[โ€“] sustain@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why? At least they've done their research, it's pretty entertaining and well produced

[โ€“] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Go to school, study hard, get that high-paying job, do lots of drugs.

Then he got robbed

[โ€“] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Then comes the drug lords who bought entire governments

[โ€“] BitingChaos@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The spelling and grammar in both the comic and OP's title bother me, especially since there is a "stay in school" punchline.

Some examples:

Incorrect:

"Stay in School Kids"

Correct:

"Stay in school, kids."

Incorrect:

"Woah, really?"

Correct:

"Whoa, really?"

[โ€“] Drusas@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also, "stay in school kids" has a totally different meaning than "stay in school, kids". The first being...less than socially acceptable, shall we say.

[โ€“] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

LOL. The importance of punctuation...

Let's eat kids.

Pedantic

I like it

[โ€“] sweeny@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Sir this is a Wendy's