this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I couldn't believe it was her, it was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! Yeah. She reminded me of my mother alright, no doubt about it.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

[–] ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Like a midget at an urinal, I had to stay on my toes.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

Like a blind man at an orgy, I would have to feel my way through.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit eating Drano

[–] Spot@startrek.website 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just want you to know, we're all counting on you.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Surely you can't be serious

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ensign Nordberg is shocked

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

That's Lt. Commander for you

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

I always knew Riker had a drinking problem.