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"One of my favourite hobbies is misattributing quotes" - Gandhi (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

"Mexico will pay for this wall" - Walter Ulbricht

"I'm a material girl" - Marie Curie

"Give me your war face!" - V. Putin

"Have you tried turning the device on and off again?" - Robert Oppenheimer

"Please wear protection over mouth and nose" - Ellen Ripley

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 10 points 11 months ago

"Rule of Acquisition Number 211: Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them." -Elon Musk

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Micheal Scott

[–] Dr_Cog@mander.xyz 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

- Wayne Gretsky

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

"I say nuke em all!" - Gandhi

[–] WalrusByte@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

"You can't always believe what you read on the internet"

- Abraham Lincoln

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

"52 inspirational quotes should be enough for anyone."

Old man Filofax

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

"The Constitution of the United States of America is the supreme law of the United States of America." - Donald Trump

"The ego represents what may be called reason and common sense" - Donald Trump