hmmm
maybe...
dog walks into a bar, one arm in a sling. bartender says 'whatdoyawant' dog says; 'im lookin for the man who shot my paw'
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Do dogs have arms or are they all legs? If all legs, whose arm was it carrying in the sling?
the arm of the friend of the man who shot his paw
The shot arm of his father
A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw”
A dog limps into a bar...
No one hear is gonna tell you, even if you sit up and beg.
I don't get it
Is a pun. Paw, pa, father.
Oooohhhh. Thank you
“I can’t see a thing, I’ll open this one”.