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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you're between 21 and 65, it tends not to matter much in most cases.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

That's so true.

Edit: Nope, thought of a couple important ages: 40 for women (mammogram) and 45 for everyone (colonoscopy). This is US-centric, and I'm sure there are other screenings I'm forgetting about.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

I'm fairly sure they just send notices about screening stuff where I live. No need to remember it yourself

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

37: the year you get your ear buds

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

2000s babies are starting to feel old?

Shit...

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

To be fair I felt old at 23 but wasn't.

I'm starting to think the fact I feel old now is a little misguided too.

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[–] Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

1990 is pretty easy too, I just add 10 the the last 2 digits of the current year and subtract 1 if it's before August

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago

You lost me at "add."

[–] Kraivo@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Well, at some point i just started not adding 10

[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Born in November 2000

Still having issues calculating age since for most of the year it's year-2001 but after November it's year-2000

[–] dewritoninja@pawb.social 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Born in January 2000, I have no such weakness

[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

People born January 1st, 2000: pathetic

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nobody likes you when you're 23.

[–] powermaker450@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

fuck, the song is stuck in my head now.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just because you're old, it doesn't automatically mean you're wise.

I know lots of older people with years of experience that are just as dumb as they were when they were 18.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I would 100% agree with that.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago

I'm also considered old and I now understand what my elders used to tell me when I was younger ... I feel just as dumb now as I did when I was younger ... it's not a lack of intelligence .... it's just a realization that no matter how much you try, there will always be someone smarter than you.

If you ever do find that you are the smartest person around, you're probably closer to death than anyone else.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Me, except I forget what year it is. Like last month I said I was 19 to someone only to later realize that was 4 years ago.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

There's that joke about using months for your kids age way past a normal range, but the other day I figured out the benefits of the month based age system. I was asked how old my child was and was questioning my sanity. " 2? 3? Uhh.. 2.5..." I mean 6 months is 25% of a two year olds life. To add to that, the 9 months of pregnancy, the late nights of screaming and crying that make you forget what year it is.

At least when you count the months you are within a close range when you get it wrong. Saying your kid is 2 or 3 years old is like saying your grandpa is either 66 or 99.

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[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I catch myself sometimes doing "how old was I 🤔"... I know that I'm above 35 and below 40, but was I 37, 38 or 39 🤔 😂.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's the best thing about being 40, it's easy to remember. After this, I'm screwed.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I'm 46. A few months ago, I was filling out a medical form and it asked me my age along with my birthdate. I had to ask my wife because I couldn't remember. She couldn't remember either. We're the same age.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

Until they forget what year it is.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

do ppl really forget what year it is after the spring??

and the meme isnt saying 2000 is old, it's saying the math is easy

[–] vimdiesel@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

soon you'll be old enough that 1 year won't seem worth worrying about, I assure you. difference between 29 and 30 years is miniscule and in most contexts is unimportant.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Hmmm but the difference between 39 and 40 is a doozy.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm probably older than you lol

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Username checks out?

[–] aidan@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I feel like it's still 2020

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Ima be honest, everything after covid started feels like it lasted less than a year and yet it’s been almost 4 years

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i don’t even try to calculate it anymore. i just give an approximation that “feels right”.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm definitely at least 27....

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Right there with you. I've been 27 for a good few years now, before that I was 26 for about 5 years.

[–] Willer@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Yes i will write that down ok

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

1999 too, if it's late enough. Like me.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ew, this guy was born in the late 1900s (just kidding, me too).

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago
[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don't celebrate birthdays so I just don't keep track of it until i need to put it on a form or something.

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Kinda the same, I don’t celebrate my birthday (though I do look forward to it anyways, I just kinda stay at home like on any other day) and I keep forgetting how old I am

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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

just keep a counter on your phone and increase it once per year

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

2000s gang rise up! it's even better cause I'm a February baby so like only a tiny bit of the year doesn't match!

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just need take years since 2000 and add 4 :)

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand. Are you saying you born in 20(-04)?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

i think they meant 1996

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

2000 feels old? ROFL I got news for you kids...

[–] comador@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Lmao, was thinking the same thing.

[–] bouh@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I usually forget which year we are at.

[–] Pilokyoma@mujico.org 3 points 11 months ago
[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Missed be nice being 13 again.

[–] profdc9@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

What about people born in the year 0? :-)

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