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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 41 points 9 months ago

Big if true

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“How can less be more? More is more.” - Yngwie Johann Malmsteen

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"You've released the fucking fury!" - also Yngwie Johann Malmsteen, irl, to another passenger on an airplane

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They sell it to have less less themselves and achieve minimalism first.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

when you're a buddhist but suffer from crippling competitiveness

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

"Take my stuff or I'll kill you"

Hey, maybe that's why the Buddhist monks train in martial arts so hard, so they can force everyone to take their less from them.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I prefer big large. They sell more huge

[–] kirby@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was about 25 when I came to the realization that the goal for the average person seemed to be to take up as much space on this planet as possible. Get fatter, buy a big SUV, buy a huge house, have lots of kids, whatever you can do to expand your footprint.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I want to eat the Sun; does this count?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You'd be dense and bright simultaneously. The sun is a figurative oxymoron.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

But I thought the sun was a deadly laser. Is it also a figurative oxymoron??

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 9 months ago

"Big McLargehuge"

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

I like less more and less less personally.

[–] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

You'd like to buy less more, but instead you end up buying more less. Or the other way round.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 9 months ago
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Biggie smalls, how could you?

[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Disgusting!

[–] 018118055@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] RobMyBot@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Other times it can captivate you

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Alternatively: Minimalism is a ploy devised by the small industrial complex to profit in excess of less.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

That's what OP is trying to say...We need to get rid of Big less!

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Less is more makes so much sense now...

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Minimalism is just the opposite of compulsive hoarding. There is a right amount of stuff to own and obsessing about every single thing you have that you could live without can't be healthy.

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Same for software development. There's a trend to cut down on "complexity" and options. They call it "minimalist". I call it lazy ass developers.