this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[โ€“] InLikeClint@kbin.social 30 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I don't like this, I challenge you to a duel.

[โ€“] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Filibuster your honor

[โ€“] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

YOU WANNA GO BUCKO????

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[โ€“] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh yeah, OP? Well, I disagree! Vehemently! In addition, fuck you!

[โ€“] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ad hominem! Argument discarded. Get owned by FACTS and LOGIC, snowflake! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Stupid ass human am I right

[โ€“] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] msage@programming.dev 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is this the Higurashi chick or I am way off?

Cause I don't want no fight in that department.

[โ€“] Vrtrx@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The earth is flat and there are 3 moons let's see how big of a dumpster fire we can start.

[โ€“] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How do I DM on Lemmy? I want to send you an invite to Truth Social.

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like him downvoting you, man really understood the assignment.

[โ€“] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Wasn't me. There's always that one guy that just downvotes all the comments. Fuckin truth social I can't believe they actually call it that. Registration is closed but it would be fun to shitpost on that place until I get banned.

[โ€“] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Shit posting on truth social is like farting at the sewage plant.

[โ€“] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Hey that's my favorite pastime

[โ€“] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

The water turns the frogs gay

[โ€“] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

I completely agree with you and you are a wonderful person and so is your comment and your username is cute and adorable and you have excellent form and everything you do is great and all your friends are great and all the people who disagree with you are wonderful and completely correct too and

[โ€“] onevia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're a banana aren't you?

[โ€“] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] eatham@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Obviously not

[โ€“] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] N00b22@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bruh that's not glue, that's doge

[โ€“] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] thefloweracidic@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not sure if you can read, but bruh that's not glue, that's doge

[โ€“] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Iโ€™m way ahead of you, you dumb bitch.

[โ€“] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is this referencing the split mechanical keyboard posts?

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[โ€“] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

CHICKKEN OMIGOSH THOS IS AINTI VEGEN GIYZ PLS KYS IMMIDENTLAY

KEEP YOURAELF SAFE AAADHEHSUJZ. a a a s. A A A A A A A. AAa

[โ€“] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did you just assume the use of the word chicken must be referring to the meat rather than the alive animal, wtf

[โ€“] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

OH THE INSintyyyy AAAAAAAA

[โ€“] LavaPlanet@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You mean like, people who don't get nuance or social cues?

[โ€“] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] LavaPlanet@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was being facetious, buddy.

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[โ€“] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] dipshit@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Thanks, dipshit

[โ€“] dwalin@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] thefloweracidic@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Looks like pop team epic made a fire emblem skit

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