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[–] CIWS-30@kbin.social 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I was like that when I was young. Now all my plans involve me forcing myself to do 1 or 2 productive things a day besides the stuff I have to do, and then just calling it a day and pushing aside the rest of the stuff I probably should do till tomorrow. Or more realistically, the next weekend or holiday.

I don't lie to myself anymore, I just admit that if it's not 100% vital, it won't get done quick, if at all.

[–] BURN@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mid 20s here, this is what I've ended up at too. I prioritize how much each thing needs to be done and then force myself through 1-2, sometimes even 3 as early in the morning as I can. Otherwise it doesn’t get done

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe just a quick game of overwatch first.

...12 hours later

[–] ExclamatoryProdundity@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Commenting so I can upvote your comment because Memmy covers up the button. Here’s hoping we all become our best selves. Even Memmy.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i suggest that its time for you to try voyager.

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Big fan of Connect for Lemmy on Android

I use voyager, Lemmy and Avelon. They could all use improvements but each are slowly getting there.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

That and halfassing are totally valid ways of getting shit done. Halfassing is better than nothing on almost everything.

[–] FlickOfTheBean@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've found the closest thing to a panacea for this is a mixture of willingness to fail and self forgiveness for falling off the horse. Everyday is a new opportunity to get back on it. And if you're not feeling it today, it's generally ok to just wait until tomorrow (this works for me because I have to be very gentle to myself sometimes, idk if this part will work for everyone. You kind of have to [or at least, I have to] address all the other potential issues, like anxiety or depression, before the motivation to do stuff follows).

Idk why I'm posting this on a shitpost, but if it helps even one person, seems like it's worth posting.

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Puffymumpkins@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

This is why I am so grateful for my gf. I have no motivation and need someone to push me forward in life, she's a workaholic and needs someone to help her slow down and relax. We really balance each other out

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Then you need to try habit stacking. Add 1 thing to your routine a month. 28 days to form a habit, so don't bite off an entire new lifestyle, CREATE the lifestyle over a year.

[–] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Worked extremely well until I had to change jobs. The house of cards instantly collapsed :(

The same thing happened during the pandemic, too. Just have to accept that at some point it all comes crashing down.

I learned to ride that wave. It's kind of fun.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never heard of this but looked it up because of your comment. I like it!

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Worked for me! Got me from alcoholic party dude with nothing going on to college graduate who has a relatively decent/stable income and now I can actually plan fun things to do instead of just look for the night's drinking buddy. You never stop growing/learning so just keep at it!

[–] syfrix@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like how they got a checkmark next to "Axe Murder", as if they were somehow able to prove that.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, depending how overt they are, it doesn't really seem that hard to prove

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shit, will it ever happen?

[–] sci@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have it on good authority that it will infact be tomorrow

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

well if you fall down, you have no choice to just get back up and try again

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Amanda Fucking Palmer had a song about that. I love it.

https://youtu.be/Q9WZtxRWieM

[–] Agamemnon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually a Moodpost. Only the username is a little sus.

[–] Aesthesiaphilia@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

One day she'll finally get the mental energy to use that axe and then we'll all be in danger.