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[–] Wermhatswormhat@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I learned recently it’s because their whiskers are overstimulated by rubbing the bottom of the bowl

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah, my cat used to do this. Sort of. The center of the food would be eaten away but the sides perfectly fine. Showed her how to move the food and she did that until I got her a plate. Now? She just eats a little bit and moves it around and then screams at me. I put it back in the bowl and same thing.

It's not her bowl. She just turned into a bitch.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's not her bowl. She just turned into a bitch.

Ohhh man. This had me cackling. I mean, I feel bad for you, but it does speak to me in my soul.

The one I have now won't even eat off a plate unless it's wet food, where I'm guessing she's too excited to care about the peasant presentation.

I found out about the whisker thing and handed her fresh kibble that way just to see, and she wouldn't even touch it til I put it in her bowl for her.

It HAS to be in a bowl and it HAS to be full to overflowing, and she'd better not see any goddamn silver or she'll beat me with a coat hanger. And then the bottom goes stale because her whiskers.

[–] StillPaisleyCat@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago

We had one that would push the bowl or plate off the mat and into the middle of the floor.

Replaced the mat with a small plastic food service tray. Which off course proved easier to slide across the floor.

Ignoring the behaviour is the only solution, but it takes cats 2 weeks to believe any behaviour changes are real. Why did we leave to fall for patient predators as pets?

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

My dog won't eat out of a bowl that's too deep, we had to get him a shallow one.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago

Wasn't that article based on no actual findings, like more of a opinion piece?

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

The whiskers brush the sides, not the bottom. It’s just when kitten reaches for the bottom that it happens so it just always stays half full and stale

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

Book.... my other beloved....

Also Grudge looks like a 10/10 pettable kitty.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

My cat has been driving me crazy this weekend. She walks up to the closet door next to me and meows a ton. I open it, and she just walks away. I close the closet and she comes back and starts meowing again.

I can't win

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why are you blocking off access to portions of her domain?

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 11 months ago

If I leave the closet open I'm going to freeze to death lol

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What about leaving it open?

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My blood will freeze and my heating bill will spike higher than energy prices on Qo'nos after Praxis exploded

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Your closet is clearly a portal to another plane. By keeping the door closed, you are increasing poltergeistic pressure, which could lead to a rupture, resulting in, at the very least, extra ghosts in your home, and at the worst, an ectoplasmic explosion.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 11 months ago

oh no that doesn't sound good

guess I gotta leave my closet ope... wait are you my cat's alt account?

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Whatever sad, evil Romulan wannabes that downvoted this deserve an all-expenses-paid trip to an Agonizer. Just sayin'.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Dishonor on YOU, dishonor on your TARG...

[–] southbayrideshare@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

They are warning the kibble in Sto-bowl-kor that a great meal is about to arrive. The food in the bowl is only an empty shell now; the humans should treat it as such and dispose of it.