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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 55 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

We’re really overdue for shutting this experiment down. I mean, what do they still want from us, Hamlet 2?

[–] habanhero@lemmy.ca 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

2 Hammed 2 Let Go: Denmark Drift

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] frokie@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

This is the only one I'd be curious enough to actually watch.

[–] gkd@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Take my Lemmy gold 🏅

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

No. It's plastic. We were born into this world to create plastic. God just wants us to produce plastic.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Hamlet 2: the crystal skull

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

So why do I feel like I've been raped in the face?

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Electric Boogaloo

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Obviously Hamlet 2 followed by Hamlet 2 episode 1 and episode 2

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is quite unfortunate. I was writing a poem the other day that was really cool and shit. So I shared my kickass poem with my best friend. She really liked it, and then said she was a big Star Wars fan too. Apparently, I had unwittingly written the opening text crawl thing for a movie called Star Wars Episode I. And yes, I checked to make sure that they wrote it first. I hate it when that happens!

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Same. I once wrote about what it would be like in the future where humanity placed their differences aside and explored the stars. They encountered new worlds and new alien civilisations. They boldly went to places where no one went before.

To my suprised this copy cat named Gene or whatever copied all my work 60 years ago and died without even apologizing. The nerve of some people.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Jesus. This is so much bigger than I had thought. People enchanting the spirits so that they can preemptively take credit for and profit from our work is a serious issue. We should form an action group. We could call ourselves People Against Dead Poets Society.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Can we also add inventions? As a child, I independently came up with the idea of those little sun visor extenders to cover the part of the windshield that's inexplicably not covered by the regular sun visor. Imagine my horror, years later, to find that some douchebag had stolen the idea way back in the 60's or 70's before I was even born.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just wrote The Brothers Karamazov, has anyone else done that one, yet?

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Is that one of those really long depressing novels about alcoholic Russians hurting each other by a combination of being overally concerned with face saving and the need to be performative?

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times? You stupid monkey!

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago
[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Combinatorics can be surprising bc there are 10^178620 possible English works the length of Hamlet. That we have exhausted the span of possible works is extremely untrue.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

well it’s a 50/50 chance that it either exists or it doesn’t

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

But did he do it with a typewriter?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Microsoft Image Creator says yes.

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Blud is using a pen on a writing machine

[–] DarkenLM@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

His objectives were beyond our understanding.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Time travel confirmed

[–] harry315@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We're not monkeys, we're apes. Different taxonomic families.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

The group that includes all monkeys and excludes apes is paraphyletic which is avoided in modern taxonomy. Either use it in a way that includes all simians or don't use it at all. Either way, it's a higher order than "family"