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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Mining asbestos should be uneventful. After a year you suddenly drop dead.

[–] CJOtheReal@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 11 months ago

That would be so fucking funny.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

pretty sure mesothelioma takes decades to manifest

[–] MBZzZzZzZz@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

The developers are doing asbestos they can.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It would be genuinely accurate to be mining, no mobs in sight, and suddenly get debuffed and start losing hearts.

[–] kakes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

I would unironically enjoy that challenge. Make it damage you within a 5 or so block radius, but make the mined material worth the pain.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I wanna build a house out of asbestos and have my character go into severe coughing fits then loose hearts permanently

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

at least you wouldn't need to worry about it burning down

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Fire retardant, apparently

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Uranium would actually make sense. Depleted arrows, pocket nukes, nuclear powered redstone

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

radiation and heavy metal poisoning, fun!

Just play modded. Sadly, cancer costs extra.

[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Cock block (chicken)

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The modpack I'm playing has lead, asbestos and uranium (multiple isotopes, too) in it

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

..is it GregTech?

It's GregTech, right? Best

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

You're correct, specially, Nomifactory GTCEu

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Uranium sounds cool

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 1 points 9 months ago

If I can eat the uranium, I'll chose that.