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[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

Shit you got me

[–] Enekk@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They were trying to capture the dialect of a pensioner. I'm positive the word choice was intentional.

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 8 hours ago

Then there's 've

[–] BubbaGumpsBackLumps@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

As an aussie who has had many foods taken by birds including a fucking eagle that stole my burger out of my hands, this is some sociopath shit

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I reckon. Birds are fuckin psycho.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago

seriously. who steals a french fry?

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Meanwhile perhaps 100s of millions of hens live in small cages in probable misery because we want cheaper eggs.

[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

Why is everyone jumping to the psychopath narrative? Is there background on this guy? Why bring up crying children? This feels like a Phy Op to me and some people replying in this post are glowing a bit....

Edit: Finally after everyone spent all day being mad at me for asking for information, one of you got me some. Thanks alekwithak!

[–] Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, because killing a huge fucking seagull in front of kids is a totally normal thing to do.

[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

So all not normal things are psychotic?

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

No but brutally killing an animal in public in front of children is.

[–] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 hours ago

They should have brought it home and killed it in private like a civilized person.

[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Ah, so now we have to figure out if there was intent kill let alone intent to brutally kill. I think this thread is where I am having this discussion , but let me know if you think it is too far off and want to start your own.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (11 children)

Tbh, I don't care what the "intent" was. Swinging an animal by its feet into a wall because it stole your chips is an entirely inappropriate response.

Like if you kicked a dog in the head because it peed in your lawn. It's a disgusting and very much non-proportional response.

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The moral highground is an addictive drug. People are desperate for it.

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[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (22 children)

Because killing animals, especially over petty shit, and especially especially in front of others while disregarding their reactions is literally psychopath shit. Your insistence that this is some kind of 'Phy Op' just makes you look like one, too. Edit: and to call people out for 'glowing' is not helping your case, either.

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