Imagine you're a GitHub employee tasked with leaving a nice message for the 1 billionth repo. Seeing that counter tick towards that joyful moment, anticipation builds.

What would it be? The next Linux display manager? Something as impactful as Docker or Kubernetes? The early beginnings of a radical new OS?

Nope, it turns out to be shit. 💩

[–] rrconkle@lemmy.zip 102 points 2 days ago (3 children)

https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 22 points 1 day ago

Perfect.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Needs 💩, should I open a PR?

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Got renamed :(

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Still shit on my machine.

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Now I see shit again too. The unfortunate author may be torn on what to do.

Edit: https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit/issues/21
This issue mentions the name was changed.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 96 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm glad this project has been forked. I really want to see the direction other developers go with it

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Forking shit, man.

[–] subignition@fedia.io 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy forking shirtballs

[–] salmoura@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For those who don't know, that is a reference to "the good place". Go watch it now.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And go in blind

Watch the first one of two episodes. Like the humor? Continue watching

It's one of the funniest and philosophical shows in existence

[–] salmoura@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 day ago

[don't] tap for spoiler

Like figuring out factorio for the first time, it is something I wish I could live again.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was gonna say that a billion repos is crazy, but I alone have 30 repositories and I don't even consider myself that serious

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Take into account that in order to make PRs to a repository you don't have access to, you have to make a fork of the repo. Which means another repo.

[–] petit_fou@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Even Linus seems to like this repo.

[–] vodka@feddit.org 27 points 1 day ago

Sadly people love to fake commits from Linus, and it is extremely provably not from him.

https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else?tab=readme-ov-file

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

How did this guy time it to be the 1 Billionth?

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

Shit.

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Best shit I've seen all week.