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[–] PangurBan@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Theres no reason to put most produce in bags. I don't know why people are obsessed with plastic. People even put bananas in bags... Theyre already bagged!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

I use one bag but have my veggies out and separate. And unless it's potatoes and/or any alum family, I tell them to just toss them all in the same bag.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

NO BANNNNNANNNNNA!

@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 points 3 hours ago

I have banana friends. I'm gonna meet you all now.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I just don't want anything touching the cart surface, I doubt they sanitize those regularly

[–] ThePrimitive@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

There is no part of the growing, harvesting, cargo packing, transportation, or store stocking process that's making your produce too pristine to be soiled by a cart. A ride in a bag a couple miles to your house isn't going to sanitize it either.

[–] astutemural@midwest.social 3 points 4 hours ago

You realize you're supposed to wash your produce when you get home, right? There's still pesticides on there.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Put the top in between your hands held flat like you're praying, then move them back and forth in opposite directions like you've just came up with an evil plan, if that doesn't work, then you're holding the bottom, so just do it to the other end.

[–] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

just remember which side is the opening, or you'll accidentally tear the wrong side

[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

FYI, reusable produce bags exist!

[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I just don't put them in bags until checkout... Not sure if the cashier hates me or not.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

I try to avoid plastic waste, but am too absent minded to remember my reusables. So I do the same thing the only time the bagger gets told to keep things separate is if there are potatoes and onions. Those things need to be kept separate!

[–] Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago

I'm embarrassed to admit that I spent almost 10 mins trying to open one and finally gave up and just put my veggies right into the basket 😂

[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I have zero issue opening these bags but for some reason my mom and siblings really struggle.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Woah look at hr.reasonablymoisthands over here!

[–] iRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Just stretch the bag carefully a bit on opening. Works every time! Simple.

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 42 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

I'd proudly and, like a snob, tell you that I've ascended beyond plastic bags by using reusable nets.

But I also keep forgetting the nets at home, so I use the plastic bags and promise myself not to forget. Only to forget again. FUCK.

[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 18 hours ago

You remember while walking out of the front door, but tell yourself it's too much effort to go back and get them, only to regret forgetting them and not going back for them while it was easy right?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

Actually we mostly use paper bags in our stores now, because they're in a well integrated system where they can get recycled into something else.

That said, nets are a good idea which works every time you bring them. Which isn't often.

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 11 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

The struggle is real.

...the easiest way to open these IME, is to lightly lick your thumb and the neighboring finger. This makes the respective sides of the bag stick to them for easier opening.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

This is the correct answer. The sides of the bag are held together by a static charge. Wetting your fingers allows you to dissipate the charge, so the sides come apart.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

The produce is all wet. Just touch the thing youre going to buy to get your fingers wet - not lick it you foul fuck

[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I'm guessing your supermarket uses those fog thingies? They're not used everywhere, i.e. not all produce is wet.

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[–] potoo22@programming.dev 4 points 15 hours ago

When masks were mandatory, I couldn't do this and tried for over a minute to open the damn bag.

I found that if I start with the cold vegetable, I could use their moisture to wet my fingers.

[–] trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Finger licking good

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Most of the produce bags here have handles. I found that the meeting place where the "handle" meets the "bag" to be the easiest spot to separate. I just rub the bag between my fingers in that area and usually it only takes a single rub for it to separate.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That's easy. Just flip it, then flip it over again, just like a USB plug.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

Instructions unclear, penis caught in ceiling fan again...

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Same with trying to peel double-sided tape

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

This is an easy answer, stick down one side first then use a finger nail to pick at a corner. But most of my experience with this is the clear 3m tape on cheap heat sinks, so most of the time it already stuck down on the heat sink.

[–] graycube@lemmy.world 20 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

I put the bag between my palms and rub back and forth a bunch of times. It works as long as you have both hands free (and you have two hands).

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I usually wet the tip and rub it over and over until it comes.

Usually get some looks at the store but it works 100% of the time.

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago
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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

I was at my local walmart today...

[–] supernicepojo@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dont lick your finger, the veggies get sprayed with water. Wet your finger with the clean water and the bag will open for you. Just like everything else in this life: Its better when its wetter.

[–] kurikai@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Except paper bags and toilet paper before you wipe

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 21 hours ago

And toilet seats.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A duvet that hasn't been fully dried is miserable to sleep in.

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[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

Bring your own reusable bag.

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