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Thanks I hate it.

Look up "polarizing" as a dating strategy. You don't have to attract everyone. Just the people who are into what you're into.

I'm confused as to what your objection is.

Not really. I'd say that most fetishes heavily favor one gender or another.

Who said it isn't working?

No, but a lot of women are really into giving pleasure to their partners, whatever that might entail (within boundaries). So if a guy is really into feet and shows it, there's a decent chance his partner will get off on indulging his fetish. Plus, I assume foot fetishists give the best foot massages.

This looks neat. I imagine it would feel weird after riding a fixed saddle all my life. My main concern would be durability - how well does this hold up after cycling 1000 miles? Or when it gets thrown down in the mud 100 times, or shoved in a car trunk 100 more? There are a lot of moving parts, so my best guess is that it would break relatively quickly.

Cup the balls, glide the buttocks.

For all the reasons others have described, this is problematic. However, I propose a middle ground: develop permanent, reversible, side-effect-free birth control, and apply it to every child at 10 years old. When you turn 18, you can have it removed. You just need to show up at a government office, sign a form, and have the procedure completed. It is completely free, and you are out the door in an hour. The treatment can be reapplied at any time.

What happens? No more accidental pregnancies. No more getting knocked up in high school. No more scares after one night stands. No more becoming impregnated by a rapist. Everyone can fuck to their heart's content, but babies only get made if both people actually want a baby. Most of the problems you are talking about typically occur when either one or both of the parents don't want or weren't expecting a child. Make pregnancy opt-in, and you'll solve 90% of the problems.

Ooh, I'll beat your unpopularity here.

Cycling on the sidewalk in suburban areas is often safer than cycling on the road, and should not be discouraged.