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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is the Sandwich Man (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 12 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] gaja@lemm.ee 9 points 44 minutes ago

The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 21 points 1 hour ago

You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn't. Of course they have your back.

[–] owl@infosec.pub 14 points 3 hours ago

How to start a mafia with zero $

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 35 points 4 hours ago

I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 27 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Did I just read a good greentext ?

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 4 points 19 minutes ago* (last edited 18 minutes ago)

Don't forget it's fake (anon doesn't have a job) and gay (anon is dreaming about having a gang of homeless guys around him)

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 50 minutes ago (1 children)

Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 48 minutes ago

Freudscher, uh, slipper?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 91 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 53 points 8 hours ago

Mutual aid in a nutshell.

[–] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 hours ago

He's Morpheus from john Wick

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 204 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Fake: Anon is a respected member of his community

Gay: He puts his meat in other men's mouths

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I read this as if Eminem had said it. Keep it trashy you psychopath.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 23 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (4 children)

I'm seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?

[–] SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 hours ago

Lemm.ee refugee here!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 33 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno, but I'd say all the other slim shadys were just imitating

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 8 points 8 hours ago

we're gonnahave a problem here...

[–] Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.

[–] seekpie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me 14 points 8 hours ago

Probably both

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 43 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Look, it's only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don't like it, it isn't gay.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 9 points 8 hours ago

I will try not liking it.

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 45 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 32 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that's gay right?

[–] TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world 28 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 hours ago

Whayyy are you G A E

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 7 hours ago

He has eyes everywhere