Come on guys, of course this isn't a real post. Trump is NEVER that coherent.
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
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I still don't understand what it means though?
Of course you need sleeping areas, even just for sleeping.
Of course people are probably going to wank, or maybe even fuck.
There are actually no laws in space. Vague untested treaties about resources perhaps, but not laws, and certainly not about sex.
Reference: https://youtube.com/watch?v=zgUvwcU6P7I
Damn, this is horrible
That's the whole show haha. The gang is just continuously the worst possible people
Description: Elon talks about the implications to JD Vance.
it's a fake tweet in a reference to a scene in Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia in which the somewhat psychopathic character describes how he seduces women on a boat
"seduces"
Well they arent going to say no.... Because of the implication
"somewhat psychopathic"
Mr. grab em by the pussy saying that and showing moral integrity is a bit a stretch.
The lack of nonsensical capitalization gives it away
Edit: just noticed there is some, not enough though
The number of people that don't realise this is an always sunny reference
There's no way Trump knows a single thing about pop culture more recent than The Black and White Minstrel Show.
Is this actually a real post by the POTUS
I think the grammar and capitalization is too normal. The president isn't smart enough to write something coherent.
I reckon, if it's not just a fabrication, which is also likely, that the coherent ones like this are written by Stephen Miller.
Lmfao I can't tell anymore and I'm not sure If I'm scared or amused. Help me.
What laws? Are there laws that say “no sex in space”? The orange in chief is a clueless old git.
I believe you have eaten the onion mon ami
Is this a parody account? Sheeit. Got me. It’s insane that Trump is so shitty that I can’t tell the difference between what he might actually say and someone mocking him.
no, doctored screenshot.
You can see the difference in how coherent those sentences are written and how nothing is in all caps.
There probably should be, gravity is necessary for healthy foetal development.
Sex != having a baby. But yes, you’re right.
Of course. Sex is, however, the primary way our species makes babies.
Plus, the juices don't just disappear - lots of delicate equipment in a sealed pod within a vacuum.
No sleeping in space! It's the law!
Is it good, or bad, that I had to go to the comments to see if this was real?
I could absolutely see Elon meming about the implication, deep in a k-hole, what I can't see is a coherent and reasonable response from Trump.
Guys, guys. You are both disgusting perverts.
Women are the reason there needs to be places to sleep on a spaceship? If only men are on it they don’t need places to sleep?
Yeah, it would be a like a frat house party. First one to fall asleep gets their face covered in Sharpie and someone dunks their balls on their forehead.
Therefore no one will want to fall asleep first and the you won't have to worry about sleeping spaces.
I remember him talking about how he could make the Age of Consent 14 on Mars. Maybe he couldn't even wait until Mars...
Well space travel does require some "tasty treats."
The girls are fiiiightiiiinggg
Dennis, if he was a billionaire == Elon Musk
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