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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

6 and 7 are from the book of Judges in the Bible; a bit older than medieval!

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

#1 looks like he was going in for a handshake and someone misinterpreted it and brained him.

"Fuck dude, I was just trying to say hi"

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Ah well you see, there's your mistake right there; instead of your hand you used your sword."

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago

I helped a lady with a baby stroller up a flight of stairs today and did my back in. She thanked me and I limped home holding back tears.

So, 7 I think

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

6 looks like a migraine feels.

Kinda funky how many of them are just stabbed straight through the skull. That would be no easy feat. Anyway, #5. A solid axe swing.

[–] classic@fedia.io 7 points 2 days ago

Man, they really mostly took mortal injuries in stride

6, consistently, for 2 months

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

#8. .. Excuse me sir, but please stop stabbing my baby and throwing severed heads in my general direction

[–] FardyCakes@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It's definitely a 5 kinda day.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I’m usually 5. I have a lot of uncomfortable physical issues, but I’ve learned to find positives in life where they are, and just roll with things I have no control over.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

"Guess I'll die now, too awkward to resist."

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

I can't tell which ones a school bus :/

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Solid six - I've picked up something nasty and it's giving me a horrific headache!

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think they are out of order. #s 4, 5 and 6, should definitely be higher. I think 7 is way too high. He's just dealing with a stomach wound... Sure..he's going to die a horrible death from sepsis in a few days BUT that's just an excuse for a milk of poppy bender. That's the face of a man ready to Par-tay!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
  1. Keep getting stabbed but I got shit to do.

Oh an absolute 9 but with the facial expression of 2.

3, in a fairly chipper mood today.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Literally me.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe #2, idk I'm really beside myself on this one

[–] KhanLee@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago