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[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You'll also develop an overbite πŸ‘

[–] kcweller@feddit.nl 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And a hollow palate leading to irregular shaped sinuses and chronic infection in throat, nose and ears!

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Out of curiosity, even if you do it for less than an hour a day as an adult? I don’t think it’s a good idea, but I’d be surprised if occasionally doing it after your bones have finished growing would cause huge problems. I don’t know anything about dentistry or anything relevant though, so I could totally be wrong.

[–] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

According to a book I read (Breath by James Nestor) you can shape this part of your body your entire life. There are devices that will widen your jaw to help you breathe. Mewing also relies on your body's ability to reshape itself. I would very strongly not recommend to suck on your thumb as an adult!

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Huh, good to know. I wasn’t planning on sucking my thumb, but there are probably other things to avoid with that in mind. I’ll look into that book.

Sounds nice enough

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Pro-tip. Date girls with an overbite.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 45 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Does it only work on thumbs, or can I suck something else and get the same benefits?

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's why Marilyn Manson removed a rib

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I heard someone say that sucking your own dick feels less like getting your dick sucked, and more like sucking a dick......but you don't figure it out until you're sucking a dick.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's a win either way

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I remember telling these rumors on the playground as it were yesterday

[–] DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There was a rumor Prince removed a rib?

If you want to suck a carrot I guess that's fine

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

I mean, if you don't want to suck, you can blow on your thumb and lower your heart rate

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We should do the same that 4chan did with the OK gesture and make it into a sign of right wing people, or whatever that was about.

[–] RedditAdminsSuckIt@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Let’s make it this one!

Thumb thumb up your bum wiggle it around until you cum

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

More powerful tool to initiate a parasympathetic response while also toning your buccalis: closing your mouth and pinching your nose and exhaling to puff out your cheeks while bearing down like you're trying to take a shit (post)

(Don't start doing this just because you read it in a shit posting community or you may pass out)

I don't know what you mean it seems to work gr

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)