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[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 85 points 10 months ago (1 children)

English language got it backwards. German is correct.

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago
[–] dangblingus@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The real trouble with learning most languages outside of English, is in English, we have a very casual way of approaching our own language. No one speaks with perfect grammar, and slang is extremely commonplace. This is great for English learners, because as long as you get most of the words out, everyone will understand what you meant. In German, if you don't speak it with utmost clarity and if you don't 100% nail the word order, people will look at you as if you have a learning disability.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 10 months ago

Probably doesn't help English is a lingua franca. It's not just the native English speakers that use and change the language, especially in the age of internet, but everyone that knows it as a second language, which includes a significant chunk of the human population.

[–] wieson@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

German actually has more freedom in word order within a sentence.

Ich gehen nachher noch zum Laden.

Nachher gehe ich noch zum Laden.

Zum Laden gehe ich nachher noch.

Zum Laden gehe ich noch nachher.

And slang, like every language has slang. "Kommst du Fußball?" Some people will sneer at it, some use it every day. Or the shortening of word endings (neben ->nem')(kannst du -> kannste)

[–] Yardie@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

Quick Google shows English changed it at some point. From Middle English wer, were, from Old English wer (“man”), from Proto-Germanic *weraz, from Proto-Indo-European *wiHrós (“man, freeman”).

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/wer

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 29 points 10 months ago (13 children)

For me it was der, das, and die

I don't care what that stupid green owl thinks, I'm not gonna learn three different words for "the"

[–] Avialle@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The right order is: der, die, das :p

[–] mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 10 months ago

trällert Wieso? Weshalb? Warum?

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Wait until you hear about dem, den, des, dessen, deren, denen

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[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 months ago

Wait until day 2 of German class.

[–] Ravi@feddit.de 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not that hard the article corresponds to the gender of the noune like "der Mann" for male, "die Frau" for female or "das Brot" for neutral. Oh and there are 500 exceptions to that rule, because why should natural be easy and follow a comprehensive set of rules.

Most confused words: "der Bus" (the bus, clearly male...) and "das Mädchen"(the girl, because girls are definitely not female...)

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I learned Dutch before I started learning German (having lived in The Netherlands for almost a decade) and they're quite close as languages go (at least for somebody whose mother-tongue is a romance language) so that was pretty useful, but the one thing that really got me a lot in the beginning is that in German, "wie" means "how" but in Dutch "wie" means "who" (and both words sound exactly the same), so I would hear the very common German greeting "wie geht's" (how's it going) and would translate it as "who goes", and even after knowing the meaning properly it would trip me since the mental "circuitry" doing the translation seemed to be the instinctive one I had developed for Dutch.

[–] thedarkfly@feddit.nl 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Ah yes, the cursed Germanic loop:

who (EN) translates to wie (NL)

wie (NL) sounds like wie (DE)

wie (DE) translates to hoe (NL)

hoe (NL) sounds like who (EN)

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

"Halt! How's it going?"

[–] rollerbang@sopuli.xyz 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It also helps if one doesn't try to pronounce German as if it was English 😈

[–] mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 10 months ago

Works ze ozer way around, zo

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[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Wait until you see that "see" is lake, and "meer" is sea. It gets me every time as a Dutchman. In Dutch "zee" is sea and "meer" is lake.

[–] iamkindasomeone@feddit.de 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Not always true. Baltic sea is "Ostsee" (East Sea) and North Sea is "Nordsee". Deap sea is "Hohe See" etc. Mediterranean is "Mittelmeer" though..

[–] Bigmouse@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The difference being der See means the lake and die See means the sea

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 10 months ago

Warum? WARUM?*

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

French - dessous (below) and dessus (above). Utterly indistinguishable for a non-native of course

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not that hard, though. The difference is about the same as the one between "moot" and "mute" in English.

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[–] SickPanda@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Dunno if someone already mentioned it, but good luck with "umfahren". Depending on the pronunciation you either mean drive over someone/thing or drive around someone/thing lol.

[–] SuzyQ@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

Can't forget that was means what! Was ist das? is one of the few phrases I can remember from my two semesters of German approximately 20 years ago.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Wieso/Weshalb/Warum = Why

That's why

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Isn't wieso more like 'How come'? I mean, yes, it also means 'why', but so does 'how come'; but I guess they are more like an equivalent to each other than to 'why'. I know less than zero about weshalb, though.

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[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 12 points 10 months ago

Wait until you get to the indefinite articles.

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hmmmm weird, I know both languages but I never considered that. The See/Meer being Lake/Sea situation is much more confusing to me, especially since it's the inverse in Dutch.

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Does this mean that a werewolf is just a whowolf in German?

[–] hstde@feddit.de 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

A werewolf in German is a Werwolf. Wer from the germanic word from man and wolf.

[–] Jesus_666@feddit.de 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not to be confused with the Wehrwolf, which fights back fiercely, and the Wärwolf, which would but isn't. The Werfwolf, while very throwable, is right out.

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[–] fraencko@feddit.de 8 points 10 months ago

Der Werwolf

Ein Werwolf eines Nachts entwich von Weib und Kind und sich begab an eines Dorfschullehrers Grab und bat ihn: Bitte, beuge mich!

Der Dorfschulmeister stieg hinauf auf seines Blechschilds Messingknauf und sprach zum Wolf, der seine Pfoten geduldig kreuzte vor dem Toten:

„Der Werwolf“ – sprach der gute Mann, „des Weswolfs, Genitiv sodann, dem Wemwolf, Dativ, wie man’s nennt, den Wenwolf, – damit hat’s ein End.“

Dem Werwolf schmeichelten die Fälle, er rollte seine Augenbälle. Indessen, bat er, füge doch zur Einzahl auch die Mehrzahl noch!

Der Dorfschulmeister aber mußte gestehn, daß er von ihr nichts wußte. Zwar Wölfe gäb’s in großer Schar, doch „Wer“ gäb’s nur im Singular.

Der Wolf erhob sich tränenblind – er hatte ja doch Weib und Kind!! Doch da er kein Gelehrter eben, so schied er dankend und ergeben.

Christian Morgenstern

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm over here making a " is a hot dog A sandwich ?" Comment and you're over there taking me seriously

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Sandwich is two pieces of bread. Hotdog is a hinged loaf. If anything, a hotdog is a sub.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wrong.

A hotdog is a taco. Think about it.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago

No. I refuse.

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[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Wos hoast g'sacht?

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

deal with it, English speakers friends.

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The Proto-Germanic words these both derived from are hwar (where) and hwas (who). English clearly stayed closer to hwar, but both neither English nor German kept close to hwas.

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[–] blue_zephyr@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Americans when they discover that languages evolved in seperate directions:

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I've read about people's difficulties learning German. From what I understand every grammatical rule has so many exceptions it just as well not be a rule.

Then theres English, with "I before E, except after C." Weird.

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[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] miridius@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Wait until you find out about wem and wen

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