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[–] digger@lemmy.ca 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not going to tell you how long I looked at this, expecting to find loss or Saddam Hussein.

[–] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

My first thought was "holding a dick" then I went to these memes

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 4 points 18 hours ago

That's a girthy dick

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Stop eating your cuticles, lol

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago

Can't stop. Won't stop.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This appears to be a lack of melatonin. When you get sun, there should at least be some pigment.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Melatonin is what makes people sleep

You're thinking of melinoma

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Melinoma is what makes people have cancer
You’re thinking of melancholy

[–] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 48 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Melancholy is what Hamlet had, I think you mean Melania

[–] sickday@fedia.io 44 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Melania is what turns people orange. You're thinking of mitochondria

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 35 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell, you're thinking of Mephistopheles

[–] protist@mander.xyz 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Mephistopheles is Hell's Messenger, you're thinking of malaria

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Malaria is a mosquito-borne pathogen. You're thinking of maltodextrin.

[–] vibraniumdroid@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Maltodextrin is a highly processed, white powder carbohydrate derived from starches. You're thinking of Malenia, Blade of Miquella.

[–] pitaya@lemm.ee 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Malenia is a Elden Ring character. You're thinking of megakaryocytopoiesis

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[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 15 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

I find just snipping off the skin tags with clippers keeps it from going too far.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's like wiping your nose until it's a bloody stump. Your hands are falling apart because they're dry. Moisturize!

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 6 points 18 hours ago

Sure. That works preventatively. Once you have the peeling, best to clip and sanitize.

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 16 points 22 hours ago

If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just dabbing a tiny bit on the the backs of your fingernails and rubbing them against each other to spread it only on your cuticles. No slimy fingerpads or palms, and it really helps.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Moisturizer

Get a brand called Cetaphil and use it on your hands every day or whenever they dry out.

I've worked in construction and I like working as a mechanic in my own vehicles ..... it means my bare hands get exposed to a lot of dirt, sand, mud, metal, oil and chemicals ... which means I have to wash with lots of soap and chemicals. In the winter it's worse in the dry cold air.

So my hands get dry chapped and even cracked and start bleeding. My skin is so cracked and broken now that I can no longer use my finger print ID on my phone. I've tried resetting it multiple times but a new crack forms and then no longer works again.

For years I put up with it and pretended I was a man that didn't need help .... but I got sick and tired of it and started using moisturizer and I really don't care what anyone says about it.

I still get dry cracked skin but not as often and not as severe.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I have similar problems and have found many solutions, but Vaseline and cotton gloves overnight are freaking amazing. Kinda gross though. It's like the nuclear treatment, afterwhich normal moisturizer works for maintenance.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Mom turned me onto corn husker's oil. Figured since we shared genes, and it worked for her, might as well. Shit is the bomb. Tiny dab'll do ya, doesn't leave your hands greasy, dries fast, works fast, cheap, all that.

My fingertips split in cold and dry air. Apparently I got a weird gene from great grandma, never met another person with the problem. Tiny crack across the tip, skin dies and turns hard, splits deeper, rinse and repeat. And the pain is stunning, like having an infected splinter stuck in your fingertip. Got that shit this year working outside in February and into March. Only took a few nights of using corn husker's oil, GTG.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 17 hours ago

Such is the nature of my work. Is that what caused this?

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

The clean hands club!!

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago

no?? you just have massive bloody spots where skin is missing and didn't have a problem with it?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just putting a

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Guys, they got Mouselemming

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 points 20 hours ago

Augh, I'm okay but so embarrassed!

Just gonna add, you can use a stick of lip balm on cuticles!

[–] UnderFreyja@lemmy.ca 9 points 22 hours ago

Why did I get in this thread 😨

[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Yes but I have acral deciduous skin syndrome.

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