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[–] S491@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Those argonians deserved it uce ☝️

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Oh shit... I think I just CHIMmed my pants.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 hours ago
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Being covertly inserted into a country with the goal of having the native population hold you up as the reincarnation of an ancient warlord is an extreme fringe political view now?

Fine. I'll just worship the guy killing all the flying dinosaur creatures then.

[–] univers3man@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Praise Saint Jiub!

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago

Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong! He was betrayed by the false gods! The so called Neravarine is just a simp for a Daedric prince, the one that cursed the chimer in the first place! Man, this corpus looking jerky is surprisingly good.

[–] Hafty@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 19 hours ago

I have finge, extremist political views. I'm a Satisfactory player.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 11 points 23 hours ago

SEEN ANY ELVES? HA HA!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Yall n'wahs need blessed Vivec.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 21 hours ago

When you're in Morrowind, oh, baby, that's sick.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Morrowind mentioned

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago

Why is the Original Tribal Chief in this meme, tho?

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

All I ask for is a pair of boots, how hard could it be?

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

well i do like to dance close to the fire...

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Morrowind is the one I skipped. Someone explain the joke plox.

[–] CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
  • Dunmer inhabitants of Vvardenfel generally dislike foreigners, so there's a base level of racism whenever the player interacts with them (even as a Dunmer yourself, you're too cosmopolitan for them)
  • Slavery (plantations and mines) is the driving economic force on Vvardenfel. There is extra racism when the player is a Khajit or Argonian
  • Everyone lives under a stagnant theocracy
  • One faction, the Telvanni, are powerful wizards who ignore the government and believe that might makes right

All of these mean that there's a certain subset of players who are into this ancap racist stuff IRL and get excited by "roleplaying" Dunmer racism on Reddit threads and the like.

But for any normal person, these are just aspects of a setting that make for interesting conflict and stories. It's such a great game, and OpenMW is the best way to play it.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago
[–] Justdaveisfine@midwest.social 17 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

...Skipped?

You mean, saved the best for last?

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe I'll wait for the remaster :D

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's called OpenMW and it's already out

Unironically if you can handle reading it's worth it to go through with minimal mods

If you can't handle that much reading: there's a mod that makes voice lines out of the text lines using AI and it works quite well

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago

The only thing I need in OpenMW is being able to use the controller in menus, and not the stupid using a joystick to move the mouse. It doesn't help that the mouse usually disappears.

It doesn't stop me from playing, but it would be nice.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 3 points 19 hours ago

It's only gonna be another decade or so, right after 3 more special editions of Skyrim.

[–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 8 points 23 hours ago

Island full of racists, several cults, and whatever the Telvanni are into that's not just straight up racial superiority, slavery, and eugenics. Plus some really fucked up gods.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm a Daggerfall guy. I'm out here with the outright medieval takes.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 hours ago

well i think we should storm the lord's keep and redistribute his riches

[–] Master@lemm.ee 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

By far the best elder scrolls. Let me travel 4 hours by horse between cities if I want!

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Nothing is stopping you from getting blasted and wandering the forest for hours on end.