It's a silver hammer, so it could also check if the Pope is a werewolf.
this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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Can't let that happen again.
...again?
The events inspired the band Powerwolf.
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Hit him once. If he is silent, hit him again. If he is silent again, hit him again. If he remains silent, he is dead.
Hit him once. If he shouts, you've got two more swings to make him stop.
"One" hit
"Two" hit Pope: "Ouch!"
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"What do we do now?" "Just hit harder, it's a self-solving problem"
"Three" smash Pope: "OUCH!!!"
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"Now what?"
Is it to make sure, or is it to make sure?
They should abstain from the hammer this time round. Zombie pope is the 2025 twist no-one would see coming.
The MitreSmiter 9000. Puts all doubt to rest.
What about the holy hand grenade?
First shalt thou take out the Holy Hammer. Then, shalt thou strike three times, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt strike, and the number of the striking shall be three. Four shalt thou not strike, nor either strike thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, thy pope shall snuff it.
HAAAALELUJAH
+5 damage and THAC0 against undead (Pope)
you know it's an ancient artifact when it uses THAC0
Plot twist: THAC0 bonus actually reduced your THAC0
This felt like a personal attack
I have one of these on my coffee table that’s decoration. Found it just laying in some room when I visited the Vatican in the 90s. Weird.
It gives +5 to-hit and damage, +2d6 holy damage, +5 to carpentry skill, and can only be equipped by Catholics. It deals double damage to lycanthropes.
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"I fear the Pope has died!"
"You can't say things like that! You have to be sure!"
*wham-"Ack!!" wham wham
"OK, I'm sure the pope is dead."
It was in a book of papal facts my very Catholic childhood friend had on the bus one time, so I buy it. One additional aspect I remember is that they call them by their Christian/given name when they hit them.
Popehammer is my favorite Elder Scrolls artifact.
Pope Says he's feeling better now...
Clearly an anti zombie tool. Can't have the pope rising from the dead, it'd mess up the church's image.
Live your life such that they have to verify your death
The papal tappy taps
The hammer is in fact eight feet long.
They're making really sure.
Jesus allegedly came back, they aren't taking those kinds of risks these days
Do you know how many more murals they'd have to paint?
The silver hammer of Saint Maxwell.
Bing, Bong, Witch is dead!
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