I don’t care about Jesus being white as much as I care about him not being a baby. The fishes and loaves is a baby Jesus thing, not a beardy Jesus thing !
this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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Prove it ..prove literally any of it
Prove what ? An allegory ? Prove any of the 12 ordeals of Heracles, then.
Not sure if you're serious. Splitting the loaves and fishes was an adult Jesus story. There's not a lot about Jesus' childhood in the canonical gospels, and the non canonical ones are a bit wild.
Okay then I guess I was taught wrong 😅 always heard it told as right after his birth !?
Now, stretching a wooden plank cuz he fucked up the cut, that's a real story from baby face Jesus. That or he was probably telling someone how stretching wood would happen before that someone got into heaven or something awful like that.
Why is Jesus white?
Because Ai doesn't know better.
He's our savior. Have you never heard of the "white savior"? That's him.
^ the most unbelievable part of the picture
Nathan Fillion?
Low effort Ai slop and religious nonsense. Block
sir this is well done shit post.
it's always okay to use AI to shitpost
Ma’am, Ai and Religious apologists can go fuck off.
You don't have to believe in it for the joke to be funny. Don't see the issue with the religion part tbqh
Jesus wasn’t white. So it failed to get the basic details of the concept right. It’s not funny and only adds more derivative crap onto the Ai slop pile.
Why can't everyone depict Jesus the way they want
Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan is the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11
Because that's racist
Black and Asian Jesus too? Dude was according to them the son of God, he could probably take any form he wants. Turning water into wine is a-okay but him being black is too much smdh
Religion already cherry picks the parts it wants to enforce, getting simple facts straight is a bridge too far for blind faith.
I mean it also depicts Marty from Back To The Future on it. Just seems a bit silly to get upset that Jesus isn't historically accurate lol
The point being made is ethical, not factual.
You're saying it's not ethical to change the race of a religious figure?
No. Point's more nuanced than that.
What sort of nuance?
Historical and present power dynamics
What does that mean, you can't change the race because of historic and present power dynamics? Not sure how that's different to just "no you can't change it"
You can't change the race to reinforce historical and present power dynamics. Changes that don't affect the dynamics or which counter them are fine.
I don't get it. If changing Jesus isn't fine then who could you change?
You can change Jesus. Just not to races that have appropriated him as a symbol while oppressing his people.
Doesn't that rule out pretty much everyone or what would you find acceptable to change him into?
Drag doesn't think the Koreans have oppressed the middle easterners. Or the Ethiopians. Or the Cherokee.
Would making him look like a Finn or Latvian be okay? Or maybe Belarusian?
Most hilarious part of this meme is the people losing their minds in the comments. “Jesus wasn’t white, he was black! But he didn’t exist, stop with the religious nonsense!”
I hate AI.
Weird middle-aged Marty and white Jesus. Good concept, poor execution.
The hate for a shitpost is crazy 😂
It’s white Jesus, so they accidentally travelled to present-day Las Vegas.
fuck your AI bullshit. you're burning fossil fuels to make garbage no one wants. move on
it's a good thing that social media and video games consume no electricity at all, otherwise a lot of people would have to either stop saying this or just admit to open hypocrisy
I hate AI about as much as you do, but this pic is scratching an itch I've had for forty-ish years.
thats fair
Weird cope but ok
Yeah, you need some magic time-travel machine to see some other magic. That is how it is.
n-now.. now... turn around...
Warm vest for a hot location
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