It does feel good.
Source: I am a vegetable.
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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I don't think you need to be a vegetable to enjoy a nice mist.
The equivalent for a person would be decapitated heads in the shower.
Produce was my first job and we used to come in at 5am and clean these occasionally. They get jelly dangly bits hanging from below the veggies that you just spray off and then wash. It was an interesting event.
Spritz me harder daddy
They hate it, one even tried to chase me but luckily I picked up the wooden ramp before I got out of the store.
It's actually not even good for them. It's entirely for the presentation to the humans that buy them. It makes them spoil quicker and is also just a waste of water.
On the upside: They feel pretty good as a human on a hot day.
I never really see them in use anymore.
I don't either, but I am in California and I don't know if it's because they also learned it makes shit spoil quicker (literally I learned this from working at a grocery store that had them), or if it's a legal thing to conserve water.
I'm in the Bay Area and we still have them in high and low end grocery stores. At Safeway they even still play the fun little thunder sounds before it starts.
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It probably feels a lot more like this
Contrary to what you may believe, you don't have to envy these vegetables and can indeed take a shower yourself.
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Peppers and cucumbers are the traumatic forced abortions of the plant world. Broccoli and cauliflower are the amputated sex organs of the plants that were cut from their bodies. Celery, brussel sprouts, and artichokes are severed limbs of plants. This is a literal mass grave of dead and dying vegetation, an alter to the horrific mutilation and abuse perpetrated on an entire kingdom of life by humans. A final act of humiliation before we condemn them to the hell of cooking and consumption. I doubt the spray mist provides much comfort.
There is a religion called Jainism that actually tries to avoid harming even tiny organisms and plants. As such they avoid eating things like root vegetables that require the entire plant to be killed in order to harvest them.
Interestingly they are not necessarily against drinking milk, as milking an animal is viewed similarly to harvesting a fruit. Though its my understanding that they may still object to industrial milk production.
In traditional agriculture, you just feed, house and care for an animal, and when its young stops drinking milk, you keep milking the mother so it doesn't stop making milk.
I can't see any suffering in that.
Industrialized milk production is a complete perversion of that. It's what happens when you take a symbiotic relationship and add Capitalism.
Fuck you vegetables, you little delicious motherfuckers. I will eat your dicks and corpses.
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More meat it is then. Save the vegetables!
I'm not vegetarian because I like animals. I'm vegetarian because I hate plants.
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we had these 20 years ago in my country. but these got removed because they create bacteria and lower shelf life by a lot. nothing good about them at all. just extra cost and work.
what a loss for vegetable welfare
Was wondering why we don't have this in Europe, and the answer is once again, common fucking sense.
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Be the vegetable you want to be
Dead vegetable reproductive organs.
I've been on some patios in the summer that actually do this. It does feel very good.
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