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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago
[–] kenoh@lemm.ee 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Mfw the goat is goated

[–] Mniot@programming.dev 3 points 4 hours ago

Goats sure are neat

[–] Baguette@lemm.ee 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Have they pet this goat yet

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

Yeah he was available to meet as part of the All 4 Kids foundation on several occasions.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 70 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

How often should you shampoo your Baphomet? Asking for a friend.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Don't shampoo goats, they fuckin hate water and will be massive assholes about it

Brush them every few days or so and they're fine (that's overkill but I like to let mine) and if something nasty gets on them soaking the brush with warm water usually makes them okay-ish with the water so you can get the gunk off em

Baphomet, being a goat and from hell, is very similar I'd assume, but probably even more averse to water

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 56 minutes ago

If you are good at metallurgy, you can identify the dirt substance and develop magma, specific to cleaning that particular thing.

Normally, just use Hellflame lvl10 and then brush off the ashes.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Counterpoint: create a field of brambles for your goats to wander through when they get itchy so you don’t have to brush them.

Bonus: those brambles are blackberry bushes so you can wander through them and eat breakfast.

And gather goat fur to spin into cordage or make brushes from.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Won't the goats just eat the blackberry bushes?

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I was literally about to reply to them

Yeah, immediately and voraciously

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They're hired out in lots of places because of their appetite for things others won't eat. The blackberry has become invasive in parts and the thick growths of them can become impenetrable

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeap, and they'll eat right through the "impenetrable" bushes like they're nothing, it's super impressive

This is one of mine that destroyed a couple of my berry bushes when they broke down my fence

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What a goat! I assume they're responsible for the broken planter tray as well?

Also I didn't see the alt text until I replied. Do you have more pictures of your beasties?? I love goats!

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 hours ago

That was actually a plate that got accidentally left out and yeah, that little shit is the one responsible for it

I have more pics over at https://pixelfed.social/gamermanh - though I don't remember to post nearly often enough. Which is a good reminder to do so now, actually.....

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Free trimming.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 13 hours ago

The wet brush didn't work for me, what others don't mention is the heat. A wet brush melts away quickly, Baphomet need specialized metal tooth comb (the kind you use with hell cats).

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Not more than once a month. Their natural skin oils protect against the fires of hell

[–] bitofarambler@crazypeople.online 45 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

kelsiebru on IG?

i see this:

[–] compostgoblin@slrpnk.net 14 points 14 hours ago
[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

is there a version in English with the author's info attached? i want to share it with my English speaking friends, but not be a fuck about it.

[–] bitofarambler@crazypeople.online 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

i copy pasted the English language comic onto the info for you:

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

hell yeah, thanks buddy.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

When your demon becomes your holy guardian angel. ❤️🏵️

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

There's a manga where that's the original premise, except the summoner immediately asks the demon to marry him instead

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 2 hours ago

I'd be interested in seeing it. Do you know the title?

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

How can you possibly pet all the goats? Google AI helped me calculate that there are over a billion goats in the world and nearly 2 million new goats born every day.

edit: You'd have to pet 1.7 million goats per day to finish in 1 year. this doesn't seem to add up. sorry. I tried. it's not possible is all I'm saying. But if you could, Baphomet would probably find you.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 6 hours ago

AI helped me calculate

there is a problem there

Even ignoring that, the person in the comic knows magic. Do you not think there is a pet 1.7 million goats spell?

[–] LoreSoong@startrek.website 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

We might need a simulator for this

[–] LoreSoong@startrek.website 3 points 9 hours ago

Honestly that would go hard. The ending is a boss fight against baphomet where you climb him shadow of collosus style to give him pets.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 14 hours ago

Black Philip!