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Magic missile is already a gun spell
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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No no no, you don't understand. This is a gun spell, not a missile spell. It cannot shoot. It's only for looks, for increasing intimidation.
Dammit! Failed my perception check
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For anyone who hasn't seen the full movie. It's interesting.
It called out to something deep in the soul. Hold it in your hand, and you had power. More power than any bow or spear - they just stored up your muscles’ power, when you thought about it. But the gonne gave you power from outside. You didn’t use it, it used you.
2d8, Piercing.
I cast GUN, prepare to meet God.
Love this bit, I usually don't understand half of what's happening and many references fly over my head but it's hard to resist their explosions of laughter.