this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You guys have credit cards?

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[–] skepticalifornia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

My credit is so bad my credit card number is all zeros

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I liked this meme until I thought, wouldn’t it be cooler if it were a complex and reversible operation? 3/10 doesn’t deceive enough

[–] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] loomy@lemy.lol 4 points 1 week ago

multiply by 0

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

First out-loud laugh of the day. It doesn't hurt that Bob Odenkirk was there (love Mr Show w/ Bob and David). Well done.

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Haha idiot

Credit card numbers have check digits. You will just get a invalid credit card number

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Instructions unclear.... Bank account exploded.... money everywhere...

[–] Liberteez@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

8008 5800 8580 0858

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

NULL

Don't have a CC, debt is a trap don't fall for it. I'm a monero maximalist.

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[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

1111...eeeeh 1!

incoming!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

5555 5555 5555 4444 9/69 420

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[–] IEatDaGoat@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

877 393 4448

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

3141 5926 5358 9793 23/84 626

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

If you have any problems, you better call Saul

[–] Shadowq8@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

4608893492175047

[–] GeneralCricket@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

0110 0110 0111 0101

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

4111 1111 1111 1111

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

9999 9999 9999 9991

Try to brute force that suckers.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

0

I multiplied all the numbers against each other. Those zeroes really did a number on my results.

[–] thingAmaBob@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

1234 567 890

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I don't have a credit card.

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