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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"German Sex Tourist" - in my ass

Well, mistress, the internet said it’s time for me to get pegged again.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

Last time I saw this post, an old Czech song had just played on the radio…

"Bráním se dojetí" translates to "I resist being touched", apparently

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow In My Ass

[–] prosthetiknow@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Drive in my ass

[–] molten@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

X gon' give it to ya in the ass

[–] vale@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Anytime Anywhere in my ass

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"so this is love" in my ass. Changes the tone of Cinderella a bit

[–] seggturkasz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Music for bugs in my ass (Camiidae)

[–] KaRunChiy@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

Dr. FeelGood in my ass

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“Video games” in my ass

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[–] HotDog7@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Lonely Day in my ass

[–] WeirdyTrip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

It Ain't Over Til It's Over In My Ass

(Lenny Kravitz)

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago

【Ado】ブリキノダンス 歌いました in my ass

(Ado sang buriki no dance in my ass?)

[–] jaek@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Catch these fists in my ass

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[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Numb Little Bug in my ass

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Smells like nirvana in my ass.

(Weird Al)

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago
[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Godllyra@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Tell me why in my ass

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Fuck you in my head in my ass.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Nothing at All in My Ass

[–] plsnerf7@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Landmines (in my ass) - Architects

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Jolene in my ass

[–] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Wicked Game In My Ass

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Sledgehammer in my ass

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Monster in my ass

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Eternal Procession in my ass.

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

“Jump, jive, roar in my ass.”

Oh dear.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Smells Like Teen Spirit In My Ass

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Not this time in my ass. Song by F-minus.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Smooth criminal in my ass.

Oh no!

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Time In A Bottle.

Oh no...

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[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Navigating in my Ass

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

What what, in the butt...

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

I Quit In My Ass

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 4 points 1 month ago
[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fire on the Mountain in My Ass

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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

My Machine in my ass...

[–] Axiochus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That funny feeling in my ass

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i dunno which it cycled through last..

"party of your lifetime" in my ass

or

"the great despair" in my ass.

both from wf1999 ost

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[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Love for me too in my ass

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Dreams where ur murdered in my ass

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Southern man in my ass

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

"Hellfire" in my ass

[–] WandowsVista@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

like a stone in my ass

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