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Take your upvote and fuck off. >:V

Funnily enough, AFAIK this is also reflected in the total webpages on the internet. There is an extraordinary amount of German webpages compared to other non-english ones.

EDIT: Third most used language, after English and Spanish.

Remember r/place ? Y'all were some colonizing mfers.

Also Germany has one of the largest populations in europe, and they tend to speak English very well unlike France/Italy/Spain.

If Lemmy is mainly made of western countries with high proportions of anglophone speakers, the prevalence of German speakers isn't really a suprise,

What's CCC?

We germans also seem to have a thing for non central organisation in anything

We tried Big Germany once, turns out it wasn't too popular

To be clear, native Germans are far better at English than most Americans are at this point.

The universe created Feddit.org

Actually Feddit.org is only a follow up instance. Originally there was an instance called Feddit.de, which was basically the same as Feddit.org. however, last year the only admin travelled to south-asia and went missing. To this day no one knows what happened to him. In his absence the pictrs box of the instance overflowed causing image uploads to not work anymore. As time goes on the instance started to get more and more unreliable. It started getting downtimes, federation didnt work anymore. After months of seeing the instance degrade the community started to take matters into the own hands and create a new instance. However it was clear, that there shouldn't be a single admin in order to not have the same problem as before. After some time where we considered creating an own association to care for the instance we decided, to instead hit up the "Fediverse foundation" which are now hosting Feddit.org

"top leader of the free world"

Yeah. We are currently hating on foreigners real hard again and want to introduce storage of IP connections for three months for everyone without reason. We are so free, that you can't even change your name without psychological assessment. Even then it's up to the arbitrariness of the clerk. And even then you are tightly restricted in how you can change it. We enjoy such freedom, that you have to wait 6 months or longer for specialist medical care (if you are not dying right now). But we are free to pay using private insurance, which instantly levels us up to superior class citizens. Much less of a hassle then, if you can afford it. We are so free that you can easily sacrifice most of your money just to get a somewhat minimal amount of living space for rent. Well, to be fair, this depends on your income class.
This is especially free, if you have difficulties climbing up the income class, because you can't get the medical attention you need to fix some stuff. Then you are free to revel in your freedom while not getting forward in your free life.
And don't mind those pesky little migrants again, who are free to stay dumb, because we allow ourselves the freedom to not integrate and support them properly.
You see, freedom in Germany is often just a question of personal wealth. If you've got enough money, you've got a lot more freedom.
Our freedom is also reflected in the world press freedom index which has worsened in the past years from "good" to "satisfactory". When we vote for a political party that represents our opinions and interests best, there is a chance that this vote will be canceled out in the final election results, if that party doesn't get at least 5% of overall votes. Such votes go directly to waste. Isn't that great freedom of political choice?
Let's talk about freedom of movement: If you're not a superior class citizen (somewhat wealthy) good luck getting around without a car. Especially in rural areas. Pack a good book and plenty of water. Oh, and I hope you don't mind close personal contact to various strangers on a daily basis, because our public transport infrastructure takes it's time and is overloaded with freedom.
Also our politicians are very free in what they can do and how they can treat us. One guy, a chancellor nonetheless, used his freedom of thought to forget everything about an extremely severe financial scandal he was involved in (Cum-Ex, Scholz), another one enjoys his freedom after generously supporting a mask company using many many tax euros (during the Covid pandemic) based on a personal recommendation from party members (Maskenaffäre, Spahn), and then, politicians are also free to use the police as their personal intimidation tool when they have hurty hurt feelings after being called a dick (Andi ist 1 Pimmel). But I mean, that all makes sense. If we think of further cases like Nestlé-Klöckner, or Amthor-stocks, those people just want to ensure and expand their freedom.

Ah... I could go on and on about it and tell you about the many facets of freedom we enjoy in Germany. But that's enough for now. I need to get going to enjoy my freedom.

Okay, to be even more fair, compared to the United States of Idiots, Germany is pretty cool. Also compared to a lot of other countries probably. But saying it is a "top leader of the free world" makes me scoff.

Then what are they doing here?

Mind. Blown.

No idea WTF is happening on ich iel half the time but it seems hilarious.

a kindergarten-level understanding of German.

I love the serendipitous use of kindergarten, with it being of German origin :)

In my experience, the mental effort spent trying to understand the German in a meme makes the comedic payout better

Very... concentrated...

Maybe even do a little camping...

I don't translate their memes, I mostly ignore them. but sometimes there's a meme that's close enough to English that I can understand it and those are hilarious