I can't poop anywhere but home.
no kidding. if your dog had diarrhea on your balcony, would you smear it with toilet paper until clean or would you wash it off?
thought so.
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Use the hose to spray it onto the balcony under me. It's dog shit all the way down.
either way, it involves washing
If your dog shit in your dining room would you grab the garden hose?
no but id probably use more than just paper
Do they have bidets in public restrooms?
Given that OP said "I can’t poop anywhere but home.", I'd assume not where they live. Certainly also not here in Germany. From what I've heard, Japan has toilets with a built-in bidet in public restrooms.
Properly maintained, they can definitely introduce more people to the benefits of bidets. The one time I used a public bidet during a layover at the Narita airport, I was immediately sold on the idea. I installed a bidet attachment when I came back home. The only other instance of a public bidet I've encountered was inside of a self-cleaning restroom in Switzerland.