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I can't poop anywhere but home.

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

no kidding. if your dog had diarrhea on your balcony, would you smear it with toilet paper until clean or would you wash it off?

thought so.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Use the hose to spray it onto the balcony under me. It's dog shit all the way down.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

either way, it involves washing

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If your dog shit in your dining room would you grab the garden hose?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

no but id probably use more than just paper