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Papa Johns has the "Papadilla" and Pizza Hut now has their "Melt" (lemm.ee)
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Apparently these people have never eaten pizza in NY, where we fold our slices. Can we all stop eating from chain pizzerias and order from your local spot?

Pro tip: pick up slice, fold it in half lengthwise and enjoy

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[–] Mojojojo1993@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can't we all just eat how we want

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But then how would you feel superior to others?

[–] gullible@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Based on our operating system. MacOS master race.

[–] itsdavetho@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

More like WackOS

[–] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

Only if how you want is the same as mine. I'm not ordering 2 pizzas

[–] hiddengoat@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago

Sure bro, just tell me what local spot in Texas has New York style pizza that isn't shit.

Hint: THERE FUCKING ISN'T ONE.

Source: My dumb ass that went to NYC, ate pizza three days in a row, and hasn't touched a slice since returning to this pizza-deficient shithole because my eyes have been opened like that scene from Event Horizon.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Y’all get your pizza sliced big enough to fold? You costals sure are weird. Pizza is supposed to come in 3-5cm^2 squares

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is the way.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I will not rest until all understand the goodness that is Ohio style pizza. Thin crust, square, no funny business, enough salt to hurt.

[–] the_q@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can't we all just gatekeep fucking pizza?

[–] Arrakis@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

But how else will OP feel superior?

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The local spot doesn't deliver at 12am. Also, if I'm the one paying for it then I'll eat whatever pizza I want

[–] boothin@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Neither have sauce in them, they are more akin to a calzone

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

friends dont let friends order pizza hut

[–] Capricorny90210@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No one out pizzas the hut.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And you'll pay, or else pizza is gonna send out for YOU!

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[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Unless the only other option is Papa John’s

[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.one 3 points 10 months ago

Haven't been to Papa Murphys in a while. They were a take-and-bake company.

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Here in California, we mash-up pizza ideas from all over, no matter what people think of it anywhere else. It turns out Detroit-style square pizza, with BBQ chicken and artichoke hearts, is pretty damn tasty.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

nobody thinks of the poor artichokes... just 'gimme their hearts on a pizza'.

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

TBF in Rome they eat them whole as babies.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

Not Another Pizza War!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I miss Sbarro. That pizza was good as fuck.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They still have over 600 locations dude

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

None of them are here tho. It's good; but not "travel out of state" good.