this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2025
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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 96 points 3 days ago (6 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It’s a verification can.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Give it a couple of years.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

slrrrrrrrpp

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 5 points 3 days ago

Don't forget to grab your Cheetos... In a cup!!!

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 3 days ago

Now available in liquid form!

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Matured in the finest oak barrels.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mountain Dew had a Flamin' Hot Cheetos flavor.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mountain-dew-flamin-hot-flavor/ (Snopes makes this sound like it's controversial or something, in reality I just couldn't pick from the dozens of sites with articles.)

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I know. We still got 3 sealed cans in our refrigerator because they're undrinkable lol. The gingerbread one was pretty good actually.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pringles come in a can, it's not too far fetched.

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Not with a ring pull though.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago

i need that screen setup

one in the front and 8 behind

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 17 points 2 days ago

Is that Cheeto flavoured soda?

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Franklin@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

it's part of his workflow don't question it

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Usually I find these AI generated images to be roughly as interesting as someone's medical issues, but this really is brilliant.

Never mind the mouse coming out of the keyboard, or whether the AI can't decide whether that's a bag or a can on the desk.

[–] NKBTN@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

My fancy mechanical keyboard has USB ports in it, so not outside the realms of possibility. A 9-inch cable on the mouse less realistic though

[–] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

I think he's also smoking Cheetos ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Love how it couldn't decide if he is smoking a pipe or a cigarette

Cheeto soda seals the deal

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 8 points 2 days ago

I like the extended keyboard.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Need a setting like the bot setting to block this AI slop garbage from my feed.

[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Edit /etc/hosts and add the line * 127.0.0.1...

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

He has an emotional support rock on his desk.

[–] That_Devil_Girl@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Framing reddit argument screenshots you think you've "won?" I've definitely met those types on Reddit.

[–] Tencho@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Only those aren't frames they're glowing. Dude has individual monitors to permanently display those won arguements.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 6 points 3 days ago

Don't blame him. If you won that many arguments, a collage just won't do it anymore

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

No wall of Funko Pops?

[–] barkingspiders@infosec.pub 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wait, where's the stereotypical chad Lemmy mod?

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A long socked furry stör (nearly nsfw) with a bowl of beans in front.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 4 points 2 days ago

And whatever they are doing, it runs linux

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Is it wrong?

[–] Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu 0 points 3 days ago

Damn, these IA are getting better everyday!