Im dying at the urgency. "Guys tell me how to not shit for 3 days AND DONT ASK QUESTIONS DAMNIT"
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One of the more interesting posts I've seen here
I really wish I knew what I did in the past to achieve this. Depression and poor eating habits?
My only advice would be to have a back up plan. If you fail to plan, you plan to fail, and there's no guarantee you won't get an unpleasant surprise. You say you'll use the toilet if you're about to shit yourself, but what if you can't make it and do end up shitting yourself because you put it off so long?
OP is literally asking us the most efficient way to get backed up. What other backup plan could they need?
OP, can you get hold of any stimulant appetite suppressants? They'll pull double doody for you. You'll eat less and be constipated.
Is the goal to keep the poop inside your body? If it's allowed to come out and play, you could blend it with gatorade and consume it as soon as possible to minimize time spent outdoors.
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Iโd you can eat meat, beef jerky. Generally any high protein, low carb diet will be low output. Not sure about the sweating though.
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You doing some sort of Mr. Beast challenge?
I've heard that Robert Zemeckis is interested in your story. He mentioned something about filming "Pooped Away"...
Define "illegal". Like, marijuana is legal for recreational use in my state. I'm looking forward to some edibles when I get home, hahah
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Such an oddly terrifying post.
I'm guessing you're going backcountry or to a festival of some kind. I sympathize but using an outhouse or potta potty isn't bad, it's just a mental block. You'll enjoy yourself a lot more when you do things normally.
If it's important you can easily just not eat for three days. Otherwise, there's nothing you can eat that will be safe and prevent you from pooping.
Truly an amazing post that needs a follow-up. We wait eagerly for the results of this journey. You crazy motherfucker lmfao
This has to be a kink thing, one of the weirder ones. Holding a plug, not sweating, because it is not wished?
Else it is something illegal. Drug mule, crossing a border which would either make the drugs visible, or maybe another crime to not leave obvious DNA traces. No sweating to not look suspicious on control? Not much stuff to disguise the longer travel?
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I'm imagining you shipping yourself in a crate to another country and wanting to avoid getting poo all over you ๐คฃ