boopeditandnow

joined 1 year ago
[–] boopeditandnow@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This has inspired me. My Instant Pot has been throwing a lot of errors lately, I bet I can rig something up...

[–] boopeditandnow@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You might like Treesheets, but you're not going to be able to edit it on mobile with it. You'd have to save as HTML to view. It's a grid-based editor that I use for stuff like this.

[–] boopeditandnow@sh.itjust.works 102 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[–] boopeditandnow@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is the goal to keep the poop inside your body? If it's allowed to come out and play, you could blend it with gatorade and consume it as soon as possible to minimize time spent outdoors.

[–] boopeditandnow@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The submarine is staying down there because the pilot knows the Canadian wildfires are going to set the atmosphere on fire. They need to outlast the fire and repopulate the earth with the DNA they found on silverware from Titanic survivors.