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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] FizzOnMyJayce@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Update plz?

[–] Mortalsub@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is God-tier Meme master content, well done OP

[–] n00b001@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Remember to bring the poo knife

[–] LittleYellowDigger@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

And so it begins. This is where legends are made.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Alright. I'm giving you this advice because I've done it on a camping trip but it was only a single night. I usually go once or twice a day. I just didn't want to deal with digging a hole and it was only a single night in my case. I just took some anti diarrhea medicine to constipate myself lol. I don't remember how much, maybe even less than a whole dose.

Please read the labels and follow the instructions, it might not necessarily be safe over three days. Also imagine getting stopped up so bad that you have to go to the doctor about it then having to explain this. Just be careful. You're not saying why you refuse to go so only you can judge if it is worth it.

That said, I know someone who claims to only poop once a week and they claim their doctor said that was "within normal parameters" so who knows. But I have also heard stories of people having to go to the doctor and get an enema because they're so constipated.

[–] SojournerWeaver@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You're doing a medical study for money and you don't like to poop in public places. That's my guess.

[–] Granite@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Avoid foods with lots of fiber leading up to the trip! And then take lots of fiber after you’re home safely.

[–] redpen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

How did it go?

I think David Blane talked about this on Hot Ones

[–] nPrime@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

There are many people in long term care homes who survive only on nutritional drinks.

Keep in mind that you'll need to put your plan into action a few days in advance because you'll still have food working its way through your system a day or two after your last solid meal.

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Uh, are you David Blaine? Do you plan on burying yourself in a coffin for three days?

[–] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Stamp that i was here. Truly an outstanding post

[–] swab148@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
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