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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's fucking weird that there are people in this comment section acting like Trump is a naughty schoolboy texting his crush under the desk.

He's Trump. If he was shitposting it'd be on the table and any sycophant that had a problem with it would get told to shut up and get him a hamburger.

[–] EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah, that was kind of a layup.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Unless he's talking to his FSB handler on his second phone and doesn't want anyone to see

Why would he care? They've got their own.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The FSB handler that told gim to stop all aid and make an exception for ukraine?
That told him to unlilaterally break the missile treaties?
Is he in the room with us right now?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is your argument here that Trump couldn't possibly be a Russian asset? Because I've got news for you, the evidence is pretty overwhelming that he is, at the very least, helping Putin with everything he needs.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I just gave you facts to the contrary, then simply show me your 'evidence'

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I just gave you facts to the contrary, then simply show me your 'evidence'

Yeah, I think maybe you don't know what the word "facts" actually means, because you did no such thing.

Have you tried, I don't know, googling it?

Try adding "Krasnov" to your queries.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

LOL Imagine being this confidently wrong .
I did give you 2 important decisions Trump made that were very hostile to Russia. Or do you want to deny this happened or that he during his first time already fully supported them 4 years long.
Maybe you do, there's a possibility of you being 'special' in the head.

Especially when I do Google what you have to offer as 'facts'. Slop I normally wouldn't waste time with and read:

"According to a Facebook post..."
"a former Soviet and Kazakh security official, claimed..."
"a rumor circulated online that.... "

You see, when they use these little words it means they pulled them from their ass and have nothing to back it up.
Exactly the opposite of a fact (a thing that is known or proved to be true.)
Only dumb or very gullible specimens would believe that, or worse double down on them.
I don't waste time on them Like I don't waste on those 'articles'.
At best I ridicule them, then say goodbye.
So bye

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What a weird comment... FYI, the Krasnov thing is a very recent development, so it's not confirmed.

But let's not pretend that's the only evidence. Clearly you have no interest in actually understanding this, as you've clearly already made up your mind before anyone was ever able to even present a case.

It's undeniable that, at the very least, Trump's actions are ALWAYS in line with Russia and Putin. Including decisions he's made that have literally no possible explanation beyond that.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

LOL
"let’s not pretend that’s the only evidence"
Been called out on it and fails to porovide any, yet doubles down, makes another comment yet still can't name 1 SINGLE FACT in his empty word salad.
I wonder who made up your mind for you?
If it's worthy of calling it a mind going by your abominal reasoning skills.

So again, since you the first hint went over your head, quit while your behind.
You have nothing to offer and only parrot the common MSM garbage.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You write like a child. Try reading a book.

I do think it's kind of humorous that you believe that you could convince anyone with those "arguments." Anyone with a fucking brain knows that our president is Putin's lapdog. It's been obvious for over a decade.

Why would his FSB handler talk to him on the phone if she were in the same room with him?

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/live/OMpL4Hze__4

I watched the cabinet meeting but never saw him sleeping. If anyone else wants to double check, I would appreciate it as i hated every minute of that idiot circle jerk.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He is checking his phone or playing flappy bird or something when the pic was taken.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

playing flappy bird

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[–] badelf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Musk gets him excited. He's jerking off.

Nah, Stormy made it clear that he doesn't have a two-hander, even with tiny hands.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Good example for other migrant workers.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 179 points 1 week ago (6 children)

While I have saved this for later distribution, it looks more like he's checking his phone. Either way, he's not paying attention.

[–] gregs_gumption@lemm.ee 59 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's what it looks like to me. To be honest though just about everything on the internet is probably more important than what Elongated is saying.

[–] troybot@midwest.social 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh my God this comment just made me realize when the inevitable Watergate type scandal happens with this administration it will be called Elongate

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think we need to retire -gate. Watergate was a laughable nothing of a scandal compared to what the Trump regime does daily.

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[–] FatLegTed@piefed.social 132 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why is a) He even in there? b) still wearing that stupid hat?

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 111 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Doesn't want people to see his botched hair implants

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[–] Hubi@feddit.org 48 points 1 week ago (5 children)

B: It has become an even lamer version of the swastika armband.

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 97 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

He is really old, he'll be 79 in june. How many people that are that age, you hear they die, and you're like, "mmhmm, they had a long life." He should be at his country clubs being racist and assaulting women like all the other republicans. Retire, it's just a job man.

[–] Signtist@lemm.ee 64 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He did retire. Here he is asleep in his chair like grandpa after thanksgiving dinner. Musk's in charge now.

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He is 2 years younger than my grandad. And I would not trust my grandpa to run the country. He is just too old.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I would dead ass rather roll the dice with your granddad

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 90 points 1 week ago (15 children)

The optics of Musk addressing the room while Trump is disengaged are bad enough without simply making up things that are not there.

"Why is Elon Musk acting as the leader while Trump is disengaged" is a hard question for a reasonable person to deal with.

Saying "lol look at Trump sleeping" when that's obviously not what is happening, makes you come off as unserious and casts doubt on anything you say in the future.

Spreading misleading lies is not the way to engage with the world. (To those of you that are people and not disinformation bots/agents)

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[–] TheDudeV2@lemmy.ca 68 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What gets me about this photo is how fundamentally unserious the whole scene appears. The body language of nearly everyone, the lack of focus, the shabbiness of it all… just embarrassing. I’ve seen high school clubs looking more competent and serious.

I know this is just an aesthetics thing, but it gets to me. 🤷

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I bet that room smells like rotting corpses and dog shit.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

Jesus Christ, every single thing to come out of his campaign and mouth was projection. 'Sleepy Joe' my ass. More like drowsy Donny, who's uppers are always wearing off

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