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How much porns, hentais, fap materials do have on your personal devices (pcs, laptops, phones,...)

I have 44GB on my USB, 54.7GB on my PC and ~60GB on my phone.

Edit: I just remember I also have ~130GB stored my old laptop's hard drive as encryted files

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[–] Pucksuncher@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago (2 children)

0GB, who downloads porn in 2023?

[–] Micromot@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And why more than just a few images, it doesn't occur that often that you can't acces the online stuff

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can do without porn when my Internet is offline.

[–] Micromot@feddit.de 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also that, seems like OP is a bit addicted

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yes, I'm not proud of it, but yes.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah but, what if...?

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To be honest, I'm not into porn. But when I've watched it I've only used streaming sites. I agree with this sentiment. Streaming exists. It's not like we're still on dialup. Downloading porn in 2023 is absolutely wild to me.

To those of you saying that you download it in case your Internet goes out...are you really that tied to your porn that you can't last a day or two without it if your Internet craps out?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I save it (to a cloud) because in my experience, good porn doesn't stay up online forever. There are so many things I've seen that I'd love to see again, but can't find anymore. So now, if I really like it, I save it to my cloud storage.

[–] Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] redballooon@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But what do you do in hotels where after 6pm every single guest tries to stream porn, with the effect that no one actually does?

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Cellphone hotspot

[–] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm sitting just under 25TB on my NAS, but I am in the process of downsizing.

I'm also a data hoarder, so my music, movies, and TV shows folders aren't much different.

[–] jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah, I went through puberty with dial up internet, so I was basically conditioned to store things instead of streaming them.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Dang, looks like we have a winner 🏆

[–] ILikeBasil@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just stream it. Don't see the point in downloading it.

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

what will you do if the power goes out and you don't have internet connection?

[–] DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Either ill use my imagination or i wont jerk it

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I did that way back in ninth grade or something, it was not effective

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Probably a nice candlelit bath, and then sex with your mom. She's always available

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

bro, I know my porn addiction is severe but you really need your necrophilia in check

[–] Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Watch a horror movie? Play a game? Or do anything else?

I mean why would anyone want to suddenly watch porn when the power goes out

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

because the power went out when I was beating my meat?

[–] DagonPie@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

You have a point tbh

Good point. I got mobile data but I'll keep this in mind when i build a home media server someday.

[–] HailHodor@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Amateur, measuring your porn collection in GB. I have 17 TB.

[–] thantik@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I've got about 500mb in an encrypted container of my wife, that's the only thing I would ever need to store. So many free streaming sites that if I wanted to look at porn at any point I could, but the wife will provide for my needs if I ask so I usually don't have to resort to it unless she's sick.

I do repairs for a living, and once had some weirdo fuck ask if I'd accept a copy of his like...25tb collection, and just said "Dude, wtf? No."

[–] Zaderade@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

That's disgusting, where?

[–] meruyan@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

~52 gb. At first it was "what if no internet" but now it's just for archival purposes. Like "this artist had a manic episode and deleted everything, but at least i have their best stuff downloaded"

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Like “this artist had a manic episode and deleted everything,

well, that did happen to me before, sooo.....

[–] DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

is hentai really that popular? it's fucking weird they all look like 8 year olds with creepy gigantic eyes and laughably unrealistic tits, anime itself already feels like cartoons for degenerates

[–] MetaSynapse@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

Weird take, that's like saying live action porn is fucking weird because it's all blonde bimbos with bolt-ons.

[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

Pretty much none, I have a few pictures and a couple small videos of my favourite models for that off chance I don't have an internet connection and wanna whack it, but that's very rare.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

None.

I keep all that on my Google drives. I have 5. 4 are completely full. May not sound like much, but there is no video. It's all furry images.

[–] DicksMcgee43@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Ive got a few games, so maybe 5gb or so. Anything else is just through interwebs

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

based coomer

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

I think I have maybe 2 gigs? One video that disappeared from the internet not long after I downloaded it and then a couple of dozen nudes from my girlfriend.

[–] MeowyNinhaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

50-100 gb but mostly because of waifu2x scaling lol

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

None. You know nit only how hard that is to hide but also how risky it is to download?

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

who said anything about hiding them?

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

You have roughly 288.7 gb of porn across multiple devices. What do you mean your not hiding it?