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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 218 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Story goes that it was only up for an incredibly brief window (heh) and that tools were disallowed for all of the pre-screened participants of the competition. Supposedly, even with all of these measures in place, something still went wrong with the glass, causing the competition to run short.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This was a good reminder to check a link before to click

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

URL check saves me once again. I can't believe how many people just raw dog links.

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 22 points 2 weeks ago

Good name. You're doing good work!

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 98 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wish they did this right now. Breaking through bulletproof glass is easy with the right tools. A flying dropkick is not one of them.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 62 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

The gimmick was you couldn't do it with tools.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago

You can't use anything at all if it's effective actually.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuck the rules, it's 3 million, I'm going to do whatever is necessary to smash that glass 😎

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The images are made to look like CCTV footage of a bus stop, but there is zero chance they left that much money in there unprotected. You could just ram it with a car and haul it home. Either it's fake money or it was only there for a day with a crew for filming.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 23 points 2 weeks ago

There was a contracted security guard there at all times, a rule that you couldn't use any tools, and they called it off after a day when the bus stop frame started to weaken. Only $500 of real money was placed on top of a bunch of fake money.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 37 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I think they limited you to only being able to kick it

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What is the point then. I'd be pissed if someone was able to break a regular window by kicking it. If you have to prove that your bullet proof glass can stand up to kicks I'm not going to be confident in your product. Let people bring their own shit and show what it would take to get through it. You know, unless it sucks, which I assume to be the actual case here.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 79 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I call BS. There are still tools and ways you could easily break through it. Plenty of which are far better than just kicking it.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 101 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There was a guard. It was only $500. People were invited to kick it, but it was monitored.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/3m-marketing-scheme/

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, I'm going to miss Snopes in the post-truth society. :(

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Dremel with a diamond drill bit would make quick work of that

[–] 50MYT@aussie.zone 39 points 2 weeks ago

Bus stop.

Bus.

Pretty sure if the bus went at it fast enough backwards it would do better than some clown and his size 11s

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Pretty much any tool with a cutting surface made of tungsten, high speed steel, or industrial diamond.

But one source I found says they only let people use their feet.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

And nobody thought to install some glass breakers on the bottom of their boots?

Edit: Hell, I'd even consider wedging a nice sharp piece of quartz into the tread of a boot.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Bullet proof glass is plexiglass/polycarbonate, so I don't think a glass breaker would help.

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[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 57 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

thanks for the article, it seems there are rules that you can only kick the glass too, that's why everyone is kicking it.

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[–] Carl@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The marketing stunt came to a halt after just one day when the security guard noticed the metal frame of the glass case had been weakened from the constant barrage of physical pressure.

Why not just let people keep going until someone breaks the frame? Still makes for a good marketing blurb - "the iron broke before the glass did!"

[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 weeks ago

Because they didn’t actually want to give away any of their money. We’re toys for them and they made us dance

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[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Bulletproof glass, but they didn't allow tools? Is this the company that made glass for the cybertruck?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

That’s the point.

They didn’t want anyone to be actually able to get the money.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

3M bulletproof* glass.

*kickproof

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago

PR, only installed for the photoshoot, if that.

[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If it was done in Australia, I reckon the 3 mil wouldnt last 24 hours. Possible tools I'd say would be used are :- 1) Ute 2) Bobcat 3) Backhoe & 4) Bulldozer, not necessarily in that order.....

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This was a marketing gimmick, they had guards to make sure no one actually broke it

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

5 ) Boomerang

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They should've tried doing this in Romania, the entire bus stop would have disappeared overnight...

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 14 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Half of Europe: Romanians steal everything!
Otther half of Europe: Czechs steal everything!

Meanwhile...

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[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Pwffft they're trying to break it with their feet, so cute.

In Brazil they wrap ATM s in chains and rip them off using trucks. Then take the ATM to a safe house and bust it open. That is happening since 1990s.

I was surprised when I saw someone doing the same in Australia, with a constructions site digger. I think it was last year.

Conclusion: Brazil exports crime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Hey it's bullet proof, not foot proof

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[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can't you get like, a diamond drill bit and just give it a light tap? Tempered glass breaks easily if the outside layer is compromised.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Bullet proof "glass" isn't just tempered glass in fact it never was the original was just glass layered with plastic but the new stuff is made from multiple layers of different materials each specialized to cover the others weakness, think fascism literally means to fassen together like a bundle of sticks that is harder to break than one stick(I don't know why my mind went to fascism in retrospect a yin yang would be more accurate anyways)

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They didn't allow tools. I wonder if those metal sole insert things could be used to help go through this.

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[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This sounds like an absolutely terrible idea. Aside from the people that will hurt themselves trying to break that glass, it's a public bus stop. People will hurt bystanders and damage the bus stop and make it in general a place no one wants to be because of idiots constantly hurling stuff around or kicking it while you're trying to wait for the bus.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why didn’t they just open it with a screwdriver and pry bar? Or steal the whole bus stop?

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 19 points 2 weeks ago

Man steps into bus whole bus stop on his back. Bus driver doesn't even flinch. Happens every day.

[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Find a spark plug, crumble, embed in shoe sole by stepping on it, jumpkick glass, become legend.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

That helps with the glass, but bulletproof glass uses multiple polymer layers and tempered glass layers alternating.

So you would only get through the top glass layer and do nothing to the polymer layers or 2nd layer of glass.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Get a long industrial chain, tie it around the display, drag the whole thing away with a truck. Drag all the way out to the middle of nowhere and then take your time figuring out how to break, take part, cut, burn, explode or destroy the glass.

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