Technology

Yes I am. Fuck ICE. Im white, and my last family memeber not born here was in the 1800s. You gonna deport me to Germany? Id love it, Ill pack my bags rn

Yes, I am.

Shortcut for ICE. Yes. Yes I am.

the agency is soliciting pitches from private companies to monitor threats across the internet — with a special focus on social media.

We wouldn’t want to be held back by any restrictions placed on actual law enforcement agents, I guess?

My assumption is they will get taken to the cleaners by some company that will set up an AI monitor that barfs false positives at the agency all day.

Well of course I am. Lots of sensible folks are posting negative things about ICE online. ICE are a bunch of assholes.

Hire contractors? They can just ask, I'll even link them the bad things I've said.

ICE is precisely the kinda thing the "The Department Of Homeland Security" would be there to defend us from if the DHS wasn't also full of shit.

Fuck ICE

Ill save them the effort. Yes I am, cunts.

Hey, ICE, I'm posting negative things about you online. Glad we cleared that up.

Fuck you ICE, you're a low quality wack organization filled with scum who couldn't even make it as regular cops.

You bring shame to your own mothers.

I am

No prob ICE, fuck you.

Remember that constitution they loved so much?

Fuck ICE

Remember when Americans make fun of China because the government censors and controls what you can say online? Yeahhhh……

I shit on ICE and everything it stands for.

All my homies shit on ICE, too.

Fuck ICE. What the fuck are they going to do, deport from my country that isn't the USA? This makes me feel like I start saying "fuck ICE" on the regular, just to give them more work to do with this thought police shit.

FUCK ICE

Fuck ICE

All my homies are c/HydroHomies

Cool story. I don't care if they know I fucking hate them.

what do we hate ICE? Aside from this post. Source: non-american

I've hated ICE before it was cool. Bastards

ICE is America's brownshirts and ICE agents are worse than regular cops (who are, obviously, bastards).

Fuck ICE!

I'm an illegal immigrant living in the US and ICE will never find me 🙂

ICE is jerks.

(Posted from the DHS wifi)

Fuck ICE. pieces of shit

Fuck ICE

If ICE made it a lifelong goal to eat all the shit I've ever shit in life, they'd still have more purpose and respect than they do now.

i.e. Eat my shit, ICE.

Obligatory fuck ICE, hope they flag me.

Fuck ICE

ICE is a buch of racist maggots.

Fuck ICE

The average ICE agent would be very upset by all of these comments if they could read.

Only pedos work at ICE.

ICE is the modern day Gestapo.

Not sure if that's a negative thing in their eyes though.

Yes, I am. Any other questions?

Yes I am.

Hey ICE, go sit on a fire hydrant and make it disappear.

Fuck ICE

I am, there saved them the trouble.

Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.

ICE thinks Taco Bell is authentic Mexican cuisine.

So ICE is scraping the narcissist playgrounds to hunt migrants now. Par for the course in the surveillance state’s evolution — law enforcement cosplaying as keyboard warriors while violating what little remains of digital privacy.

The real kicker? Tech giants rolling out the red carpet for this dystopian collaboration. Data extraction as border enforcement. We’ve normalized corporate complicity in human suffering through layers of API access and sanitized policy jargon.

Watching governments weaponize platforms designed for vanity and outrage should surprise nobody. The algorithm feeds on fear either way — whether it’s manufactured viral rage or biometric tracking masquerading as national security. This isn’t about immigration. It’s about perfecting the digital panopticon where every like and follow becomes potential evidence.

ICE agents have woke DEI sex with parrots.