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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

We tried it with war once, people liked it but the bosses cancelled it next time.

[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

Had a metal festival in town with the gimmick that the bands had a soccer tornament on the side. Great fun.

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 6 points 20 hours ago

im not opposed

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 21 hours ago

The Wiggles, always stirring shit up. 😤

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 21 hours ago

Like watching a UFC match and a hockey game breaks out.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 97 points 1 day ago (31 children)

Might as well. There’s not much football in a football broadcast to begin with.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Football is more of a turn-based strategy game than a real-time action game.

[–] Statick@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had a coworker that refused to believe it was turn based. I think it broke his brain.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I guess rugby and soccer/football would be the RTS equivalents.

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[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I want to know the source for that and if it's actually accurate. It does feel right though.

[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748704281204575002852055561406 (paywall removed) & https://web.archive.org/web/20100116114207/http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/documents/Comparing-Four-NFL-Games.html

I took an odd journey to get to this source. The actual graphic posted here is rotated and some of its colors were changed. The source for the visualization is this reddit post which links to the WSJ article. According to comments on the reddit post, the visualization pulled from charts from the second archive link, but I can’t find them in the non-paywalled WSJ article (and I can’t access the original article since I’m not subscribed to the WSJ).

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It does seem like the pie chart is a little off from that but not by a ton, probably close enough for Internet stranger shenanigans

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

NFL has a streaming service that condenses games for rewatch. It's literally just the relevant action. It's a lot longer than 11 minutes. It is significantly less time than the full broadcast, though.

[–] itsprobablyfine@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

I suspect that chart here is like actual action, not counting presnap. The shortened game one's still include replays and relevant presnap action. Though I agree, this still feels a little underestimated

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I used to work for a local TV station as a videographer. We always had to go out and get "highlights" of high school and college sports games in the area. Football was by far the worst, because it could literally take you an hour to get any 10-15 seconds of footage that was usable.

I hated football before that. Now I really hate football.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

This is why I have hated football for years. It's fuckin boring to watch. The halftime show was lit though.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The bottom half of the pie chart is the reason I can manage to watch it. It doesn't demand constant attention, and offers occasional moments of focused action and excitement during your conversation/meal/game/doomscrolling.

The Live TV and ads are the worst part of trying to watch any sport live though, so I don't actually watch much. Just a couple games the entire year. Actually I bet the superb owl was the first game of the year I watched beginning to end without interruption.

With other sports like Hockey, I can work up the excitement to watch some games if I hear the team is good and they're already deep into the playoffs, lol.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I hate that I love football. Especially if you played, it hard to stop watching. NFL aways had the best camera tech, and was amazing in the 80s/90s. No other show on the TV was nearly as good technically.

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

This is why I prefer hockey, except my team sucks this year.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I can't imagine this will reach the right audience, but in the lead up to the superb owl this year I was saying that a great sketch about this country would be to have this giant hyped up spectical where everyone's getting all fucking jazzed up and talking about how all of this epic shit is going to happen and then at the climax of the sketch you get to the actual "action" and it's just a dude flipping a coin once.

That's America IMO, and it's definitely illustrated fully in the super bowl: six hours for ten seconds of actual action interrupted constantly by bullshit and commercials and followed by idiots tearing "their city" apart because their laundry was crowned "world champions" of a sport only played by people in one country.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

USA super bowl champs yet again, other countries cant keep up 🫵🤣

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

I mean there was World League for a little while

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a fan of neither team, that Kendrick performance was fucking fantastic.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

as someone who's not really into hiphop/rap that much, Kendrick has some fucking bangers, and that show was hype af.

only watched it because conservatives are struggling to shit talk it without outright saying "I don't want to see [black people] during an NFL game"... turns out it was lit. there's a reason they can't really say anything about it without being just straight up racist: "that's not music" - yes it very clearly is & "he's mumbling" - no he definitely isn't and his vocals were super clear to understand to the point that I was surprised how clear it was with all the physicality involved. nah they just wanna say "I don't speak black".

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Man I had a hard time understanding his vocals but that might have just been the sound mixing on the broadcast. Heard that it was clearer on YouTube or other places to watch just the performance by itself. Probably easier to make out in the stands, no idea though.

If I listened real hard I caught some of it but that's probably also because my ears are not tuned well for a lot of hip hop just in general I have a hard time picking up lyrics for a lot of rap artists.

Still, you're spot on with the racism perspective - honestly it's just people whining it's not "their" kind of music. Ok, well, taste is subjective and I thought it was a banging show even if I didn't clearly hear everything he said. Conservatives just want to be racist but pretend they're not racist. When I hear someone say, "I'm not racist," 95% of the time it's because they're racist and said or did some racist shit.

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago

i have seen a few volley ball games with beach balls break out at more than a few concerts....not that anyone was keeping score.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'd be up for a few rounds of Chessboxing between sets.

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