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[โ€“] FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

It would have cost you zero dollars to not make this and yet here we are

[โ€“] archchan@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 day ago

No one else did it, so someone has to...

[โ€“] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 89 points 1 day ago

They're an international spy, obviously.

[โ€“] SkaBunkel@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

always holding... Its so bad im sorry.

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[โ€“] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 31 points 1 day ago

She's just practicing :)

[โ€“] kux@lemm.ee 80 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] laranis@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was expecting crazy stuff in this thread. But this... This is art.

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[โ€“] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

A plank. She is obviously working at a military construction site

[โ€“] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 173 points 2 days ago (4 children)

what is- oh it's fucking ~~:.|:;~~

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (7 children)
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[โ€“] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 days ago

Is the fucking Loss??

[โ€“] Skanky@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Oh no you didn't

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 322 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] Skanky@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

I am in middle school again

Is this the birth of lemmy photoshopbattles?

[โ€“] vivavideri@lemmy.world 263 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)
[โ€“] Glytch@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[โ€“] samus12345@lemm.ee 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] kux@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
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[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 158 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[โ€“] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why's she sniffing the flashlight?

To see if she has a yeast infection.

[โ€“] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It looks like she's muttering "Newman!" like Seinfeld.

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[โ€“] anubis119@lemmy.world 181 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] Akasazh@feddit.nl 12 points 1 day ago

I always upvote klein bottles

[โ€“] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 194 points 2 days ago (8 children)
[โ€“] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 96 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 135 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago (5 children)

That's too much dry spaghetti at once what the fuck are you doing

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Nah, that looks about right. It's hard to tell how much it is when it's dry.

Oh, shit. I made way too much pasta again.

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[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 105 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
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[โ€“] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 112 points 2 days ago (3 children)

May I offer you a delicious pickle, in these trying times?

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[โ€“] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

I need somwthing back like r/photoshopBattles.
That aub was awesome.

[โ€“] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 101 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I love that no one in this comment thread did the obvious.

[โ€“] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Wooden train whistle?

5 dollar footlong meatball sub?

[โ€“] bobble86@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

This thread is like Reddit before it went down

[โ€“] itsathursday@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago
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