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[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Here bookstores have become mostly selling useless trinkets nobody needs, music and games.

Thank chist I have dropped book reading as a hobby otherwise I'd be pretty upset.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Very on point, other than small indie or used book stores, the main part of every book store is filled with books with meaningless titles and art. And only likes to tell you about its awards and reviews.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

My god, am I grateful for our local indie bookstore.

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago

I feel like this is more specifically just your average Barnes and Noble. We have two small bookstores in town, one mostly selling used books and the other is mostly new, and they are the best. Soft instrumental music, a nice atmosphere, stands displaying local authors. They're great.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Awards are meaningless. “NYT bestseller”, just as meaningless.

Books are personal, like art, you probably will not actually like the vast majority of what you see. Even if you appreciate the effort that went into it you wouldn’t want it hanging in your home. Some of it is just hotel art. Mass produced for consumption, everyone sees it, but it has no staying power at all. A lot of books are crap, and I really like books.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Around 2010, I worked for a company where one project was to increase the social profile of our company. We hired a marketing company to help us improve how our CTO, CEO, CFO, all the C-level folks looked to the public. Pretty much, throwing money to make these people get famous, so the company to could make money from all the news.

A year later, CFO was on talk shows discussing his new book, which was a NYT best seller. The book was garbage and full of content scraped from a dozen other "thought leaders".

The thought leader circlejerk where hundreds of them have ghost writers write their shit, all of them tell the same 10 stories, all of them quote each other, all of them buy their way onto NYT best sellers list because some thought leader friend wanted to do the same so they inflate the sales. Then the Ted talks, the podcast tours, the constant INNOVATORS bs. Yuck.

Yep. The recycling of profundity.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’d rather read a book that had “NYT Least Best Seller”

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

that's what Archive Of Our Own is for

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Theres a local used bookstore which is only vaguely organized, smells of decades if not centuries old paper, the politics section is just piles of conservative nonsense and two rows of well organized works by economic philosophers, and theres a cobweb covered copy of Dianetics on top of the Sci-fi shelf. It is truly cozy and glorious.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

There are always copies of The Prophet, by Kahlil Gibran. There are always copies of The Two Towers or Return of the King, but frequently no copies of The Fellowship of the Ring. There are always copies of the Chronicles of Narnia books, but never an entire set from the same printing. The staff will always have an author that they will defend their excellent writing while acknowledging that they were horrible human beings, e. g. H. P. Lovecraft, Ernest Hemingway, and recently we get to add Neil Gaiman. If you're very lucky, someone came in and sold a first autographed edition that's worth $100+ but the buyer screwed the pooch and priced it at $10.

Edit: Hang out long enough, and you'll get to hear a customer come in and ask "Can you recommend a book for me?" without providing any more helpful details, and you can hear the staffer's soul break just a tiny bit more.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 85 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this about the US? Is the US alright?

I was in a bookstore yesterday. I did have a chuckle at this self-help book called something along the lines of "How to Politely Tell People to Fuck Off", which proudly stated to be written by a social therapist or some other Pokemon evolution of a psychologist.

Otherwise it was novels from mainstay authors, young adult stuff whose quality was undecypherable from their "my cousin knows Photoshop" covers and a bunch of pseudo-academic highly specific texts from local self-published authors.

I was disheartened to see that the native minority language section keeps shrinking, especially among children's stuff. And while I was looking at that I also noticed the manga section is bigger than the graphic novel section and that is bigger than US comics, which were now nonexistent. More neutral about that one.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You know very well that the US is not alright, lol

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is there a country you would consider alright?

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (8 children)

No not really, but most are less fucked up than the USA

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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Life is too short to read shitty self help books that's written by influencers(yuck) or some LLM shit books. Read the classics.

[–] shortrounddev@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

You gotta find your favorite classics. I can't read some old 19th century British lady writing about 18th century British teenagers getting married to their cousins, but I fuck with HP Lovecraft and HG Wells

[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

There are loads of great contemporary writers. Some of the best books I've ever read have come out in the past 4 years.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I swear Bad Lieutenant (the movie) is a modern adaptation of Musset's Lorrenzaccio (the theatre play, but we read it in class).

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I always have a book or author in mind when I go to a book store. I have walked past the displays anon mentions, but they are 'whats new' advertising so they are flashy and change often.
My complaint is that the types of books I like are given less and less shelf space every year. Romance and children's books have mostly replaced science fiction and fantasy. I guess the stores know what sells and stock it.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Presumably science fiction and fantasy readers are more likely to use e-books and audio-books over paper books and more likely to use online stores over brick and mortar than some other demographics.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

This. I rarely use physical stores for my SciFi books, and only ever go after comics and stuff like that in hard copy. "Normal" books are easier for me to ingest digitally, either via text or audio.

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[–] Quik@infosec.pub 42 points 2 days ago

Support your local independent bookstores (if you still have any)!

I don't know how common bookstores that are not part of large chains still are in other countries, here in Germany we have this thing called Buchpreisbindung (roughly translates to "fixed book prices") which means bookstores actually have to compete only through presentation and their professional advice. Independent bookstores often have very knowledgeable personal that can give you great advice for free (in case of Germany) or with little extra cost compared to just ordering on Amazon/one of the corporate chains, e.g. at the bookstore around the corner the owner has been selling books for 50 years and has read basically everything ever published at this point.

She has just recommended me Gentleman overboard which is a short, although nonetheless incredibly moving book about a gentleman... well, going over board.

As for the titles/front page design/self-help books: I feel with OOP, but this seems to be what people care about/still feel they have the time to read. One actually very good (although slightly older) book from this rather modern category is The subtle art to not give a fuck.

Tldr go out, search for and support independent bookstores!

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago

The part a out randomly generated awards are so on point. Altough it could work with author names as well well. P. E. Nmyass

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 28 points 2 days ago

Don't forget the smut. So much smut.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lmao, Sarah J Maas catching strays.

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[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Don't forget about the stand with a sign that says "Booktok made me read it" and it's the same 3 books repeated ad infinitum and despite all being first editions they all have sprayed edges.

I hate what book tok has done to the book world.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 20 points 2 days ago

does not sound like parallel, sounds like modern internet/reality has infected bookstores. It just needs books created by AI on influencers and it'll be complete

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Amusing greentext - but doesn't match the bookshops that I was in recently. There are some really good bookshops.

[–] peridinium@mander.xyz 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ok but I would read 'All The Fire That We Hold Tomorrow.'

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That book is so hot right now.

Tap for spoilerPlease take it away from me, it burns.

[–] Hackworth@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oh, I've read Cwayed. Interesting style.

[–] Hackworth@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Cwaaaayyyyyyed

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 days ago

I just learned the book I'm reading has a glow in the dark cover

I'm too early on in the book to know what that means

[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Warhammer 40k novels, the most superb prose. Only the finest for the Gentlemen. Ah yes, 'adult manga' of course. 1984? Perfection. Of course, I haven't read it. I just need a copy to throw at minorities. It is truly an excellent work."

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