What does the guy need in his life? There's a glitch with the photo that cuts off right when he says. Did anyone follow-up and ask him what he needed?
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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Hypothetically once a demonic hell portal opens could you push someone through it, stop listening, and trap them there? Will it work if I am the only listener using ear buds and Spotify? Asking for a friend...
I think this makes me want to listen to it more
You have to use an LP and play it backwards for the portals to open or else it won't work.
Have to break those in half and throw them in the trash to prevent Satan from taking over your brain.
Turn me on, Deadman
Satan eats Cheese Whiz!
Wow, you must have an awful lot of free time on your hands
I do, but I also had that album on LP in the late 1980s.
Do you have Bad Hair Day? You might want to see if you remember Larry
Ha! I didn't know about that one!
Bros not gonna believe this secular humming sound did the same thing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWX6snuwtDc
At this point we really need to accept that there are still puritans amongst us. That said, [insert profane insult here, everything I could think of would irritate someone, and well, shit].
I said BS at a presentation the other week, like literally the letters, because I wanted to say something completely wrong was bullshit, so I censored it for my wide audience. My boss "mentored" me later that I shouldn't say that because I never know who is watching my talk. If those little bitches lose the heart of my discussion because I used an expletive to reinforce the strength of my observations, they can eat a dick. Obviously, I said I'll try to keep their advice in mind because...
I really wish we could get back to a place where people weren't so easily offended.
Idiots have existed at all times. Sometimes they are competent at other things that make them seem competent but they are not.
I want to read your insult, so I can measure it to the profanities popping in my mind.
So what does he listen to? Messiaen? Rautavaara? Or some cringe american band whose whole material is the blasphemous doctrine of some megachurch? If the answer is something like the first two, they certainly know how to open portals to hell and heaven and back while being extremely religious.