Cough cough Sony patent
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
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I'm gonna patent a robot that uses Deepseek to identify forece-response ads on the telly, and it automatically responds to the ad in lieu of the human.
Let the arms race commence. I've got all day.
And yet never implemented! Good guy Sony getting a patent so nobody else will do this
Do you not have to actually use patents to keep them?
That would be reasonable, which IP law is not
Ad pauses until your eye tracking shows you are engaging with the Ad. (The future)
Watch me fuck off from the platform at the speed of light - I am already halfway from going full "fuck it, let's pretend it's '99" and hanging out on phpbb forums and Neocities.
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googly eyes on a stick.
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Please for the love of God, use uBlock origin and SponsorBlock to skip all of this automatically.
I also highly recommend turning on uBlocks filter list for cookie banners. Works on YTs cookie banner too.
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in a dystopian future, not so distant they will obligate you have a cam connected all times to track your eyes movement to make sure that you saw the ads
Neuralink beaming unskippable ads into your head
You won't even know they're ads, it will just implant false childhood memories, giving you positive associations with the brand.
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Look at moi, look at moi, look at mooooi
I've got one thing to way to you
Ublock origin
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My goal is to never buy anything that they ad. I can't always avoid it, but i largely do.
Lol I've actually done this and muted it too
On my smart tv i set up the custom picture settings profile with the black level set so the only thing visible is the ad timer counter. So when an ad comes on I just switch it to custom picture profile and mute it, then switch back to standard when its finished.
I usually don't watch YouTube on my playstation but yesterday I did and every 10 minutes it played a 2-minute unskippable ad and I simply turned off my TV. 10/10 very effective.
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Not for long..
That’s when I copy the URL, close the window, and download the video without the ad.
Downie for MacOS or yt-dlp at the command line. When those stop working, and if there’s no alternative, I will stop watching YT videos. I will not be harassed by ads. There’s already more content than I have time to consume.
Why don't you just use a youtube player that filters the ads out? Seems like extra steps.
Maybe they’re archiving them for future viewing incase the video is pulled from YT.
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Literally with any ad nowadays. I immediately tune out all my sensory organs
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When was January Jones a nineties office worker?
That is Kath Knight and I will not stand to see her disrespected
Truly a great Australian icon
I was a bit surprised to see Kath in a meme so came straight to the comments...
That's Kath Day-Knight you uncultured swine.
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